Pelosi breaks 'marble ceiling'

Whoooooooo I'm all tingly! Expectations are high as the Democrats seize the reigns of power and attempt to decide which foot to shoot at first. The 110th Congress brings with it all of the trepidation of watching a NASCAR race. Outwardly, I say I am only here to observe the fine exhibition of motor sport, while inwardly I must confess, I can't wait for the first car crash!

So let's watch our "distinguished" leaders assemble and "lead" the nation as they were anointed to do. C'mon Nancy!! Break that ceiling with one of your $1,200.00 a pair Manolo Blahniks!! No scuff marks!