Pearls of Wisdom

“A pistol is what you use to get back to your rifle”–Clint Smith

"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free." -- P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. (David Lee Roth)

Only in America do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

My mother taught me 'irony' as she explained, "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

Any ship can be a minesweeper ... .. . once.” (Admiral Hornblower)