Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Monday's Pun(s)!...on Tuesday!

A Zen Master walks up to a hot-dog seller, and says: "Make me one with everything."

How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck.

At the rum factory loading dock, all of the workers speak in verse. It shows that rhymes fly when you're heaving rum.

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