This ain't right........

From the Honolulu Star Bulletin:

The "Dog" spent last night in the federal pound.
Duane "Dog" Chapman, the well-known bounty hunter made even more famous by his A&E reality show, was arrested yesterday at his Portlock Road residence in connection with his June 2003 capture of convicted rapist and Max Factor heir Andrew Luster in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Also arrested in different locations were his son Leland and partner, Timothy Chapman.
http://starbulletin.com/2006/09/15/news/story01.html

Apparently, things have been a little slow in the US Attorney office in Honolulu. The Big Kahuna out there, Edward H. Kubo, Jr., figured that the use of YOUR tax dollars to capture the "Dog" and extradite him to that bastion of treaty enforcement, Mexico, would be the proper thing to do. So.....did he call him up and say "Hey Dog we got a warrant". Nope. Why do that when we got all these federal marshall sitting around with their new homeland security gear. They raided his house in the early morning. So much for being a TV star in Hawaii. They snatched the Dog as he was making breakfast for his kiddies. Way to go Ed. Job well done. I will sleep better tonight.

In seemingly unrelated news, 1.2 million "undocumented" humans slipped over the border in the southern United States from Mexico last year. The Treaty of Guadalupe Hildago was unavailable for comment.