Friday, August 13, 2010

Leading by Example


president Zero, Our Hero is practicing the olde Leadership by Example mime this weekend.  He is traveling to the Gulf Coast to show the downtrodden and un-employed how to have a vacation.  What better way to show leadership than to drop in on the poor decimated by your policies and spend 27 hours or so vacationing.  Look here you waifs, this is how you vacation!!


Of course, this is just a quick stop as Zero and his wife Moochelle are off to Nantucket next week to recoup in a $50K a week "home". 

Makes ya wanna ask.......when does this sumbitch work? 



Thursday, August 12, 2010

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Race Card Is Maxed Out
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party


Say What?!!

Monday, August 09, 2010

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 



If an actress has a screaming role, can we say she eeks out a living?

He can flawlessly set up a tent. He has perfect pitch.

The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.


Hey, hey!



Hey!


The Kids Are Alright....

Young scouts speak out.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Modo Comes Home

Waaayyy cool.  Time to get me a new jersey......

"I think it was more so on my wife’s radar than anything,'' Modano said. "She wanted me to go play, and especially in Detroit to kind of shove it up everybody’s ... you know.   That was her precise words and she felt it was a great opportunity to do that in Detroit and loved the Red Wings and knew it was one of our rivals. She felt going in there and having the chance to play with good players was a real good opportunity.’’

Smart woman.



Heard This One at Camp Last Week...

Yeah Toast!!!!


It's Aloha Friday...  
...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de
doo ... 

.....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, sand dabs, some work on the deck and some deserved bit of chillaxin.  Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 
(* Rumbear on a Star Boat circa 1985)

Hiroshima, 6th August 1945

 Went for a morning drive around Shelter Island and came across a gaggle of news truck parked on the end by the Harbor Police hangout. I did not know what the gathering was for.

Apparently the locals were using the Yokohama Friendship Bell Building donated by our sister city as a stage to commemorate the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  Good for them.


I look forward to seeing them all at the Pearl Harbor Memorial in December.  War is hell, that's why you should not start them.  You start a fight, we will finish it.  It's the American way.

Here's Toby Kieth explaining the concept....

This big dog will fight
When you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way 

 Carry on.

 

UPDATE:  Happy Peace Through Victory Day!!

Thursday, August 05, 2010




I Like Toast.
French Toast on a boat.....even better.
Stuck In My Head..... 


Thanks Bob!!






"All Summer Long"

It was 1979*, my thoughts were short my hair was long

Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar

Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

[Chorus:]

And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock

Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things

And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change

Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again

[Repeat Chorus x2]


Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

*(Editorial privilege asserted.)
Gay Judge Overturns Gay Marriage Ban in California.

The dickens you say?!  Why who?, who??, could have predicted this!?


On to the Supremes Court after a brief stop in the circus that is the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. 

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

 
 
All Summer Long......

Crank it up!

Tuesday, August 03, 2010



He, he, he, he, ......

Monday, August 02, 2010





 I'm Good With This......



 
Monday, July 26, 2010
 
By
Penny Starr, Senior Staff Writer
 
(CNSNews.com) – President Barack Obama, the honorary chairman of the Boy Scouts of America, will not speak in-person before the group on Wednesday at Fort A.P. Hill in Virginia, as part of the organization's 100th anniversary celebration. However, the president is sending a videotaped message to the scouts for Wednesday, the same day he will be in Manhattan to tape an appearance for ABC TV’s talk show “The View.”

I mean, it's not like they have anything in common anyway.  



Obamacare......

The chart shows one third of what's coming.......
Back in the Saddle....


again......

Home from scout camp.  Emerald Bay was great.  19 scouts out and 19 back.  Best photo is right there....Happy Campers getting a care package from home. 

Canoeing, diving and having scout fun.




Maybe 


this is why none of my sailing friends seem to have arthritis. 


Just saying...

Cheers!
Monday's Pun(s) !!! !



The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Did you hear about the nervous preacher? He had sweaty psalms.

The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.