Yup, One Thousand Posts!

Wooooooowhooooo!

It's Aloha Friday......

no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Two year anniversary last week and sneaking up on another milepost....(see above) Pop Warner football, messing about on boats...ahhhh the weekend! Certainly an adult beverage or two is in store. Y'all have a GREAT one!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Thar Be Pirates About!

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

Reach for your inner Arrrrrrgh and enjoy!!

Well, well,well......



Sarah Palin's e-mail was hacked by ... a Democrat! Imagine that!

Libertarian Republican has the facts.

And the hacker is...


My name is David KernellI am 15 a white caucasian male i live in memphis, TN.


This bio was posted in 2003 so now he would be about 20. There is a democrat representative from TN named Mike Kernell. Coincidence?Other blogs have posited that David Kernell is indeed the son of Democrat Rep. Mike Kernell. Images of State Rep.


Mike Kernell on Google Search, which were available late last night, have been taken down. Additionally, the link to his official website is now "Site Not Found."


Though, LR Blog has managed to obtain a photo of the State Representative.If it turns out that Mike Kernell is indeed the Father of the Hacker Rubico, his direct connections to Tennessee Democrats for Obama will no doubt be of great interest to top news sources in the coming hours.


"great interest" .... or not. After all they are Democrats. They can do no wrong.

Human Debris

That's what ObamalamaDingDong thinks of an aborted living fetus. Leave it to die. Throw it away.

Barack Obama is a charming and intelligent man. But there is no other way to interpret his position on BAIPA than this: A woman who chooses an abortion is entitled to a dead child no matter what. That is an abortion extremist.

Go here. Read the whole thing.

Want another assigment? GOOGLE "fetus". Prepare to be shocked.

Let them live. Vote YOUR conscience. Vote for life.

ZERO's the Hero!

Senator Obama, pressed to take a position on the proposed AIG bailout by the federal government he hopes to lead, answered that he couldn't.

Well, Duh.

Stands to reason, actually. He certainly doesn't know and has no guiding principles that fit. The advisers that he would rely on for guidance, Franklin Raines and Jim Johnson, caused the debacle at Freddie and Fannie that is reverberating through the economy.

I can hardly wait to see Raines, Johnson and their good friend, Jamie ( I Made $26M Off of Freddie Mac!) Gorelick back at the levers of power in D.C.

Good Time For This...

Now They Tell Us....

The Democratic-controlled Congress, acknowledging that it isn't equipped to lead the way to a solution for the financial crisis and can't agree on a path to follow, is likely to just get out of the way.

Lawmakers say they are unlikely to take action before, or to delay, their planned adjournments -- Sept. 26 for the House of Representatives, a week later for the Senate.

Who has oversight of Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae?

Congress.

Who failed to apply existing regualtions to the situation got us here?

Congress.

Who is leaving town and doing nothing?

Congress.

So what's next?

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said yesterday, is that ``no one knows what to do'' at the moment.

Thanks for nothing, Dumbass.

Liberals....

I can't say it better so I'll just quote Jay Nordlinger....

I am no violet, and I know that politics is an ugly business. But I must say: The attempted destruction of Gov. Sarah Palin — by some of the worst forces in this country — is making me sick. You? For most of our lives, we have heard squawks from the left about civil liberties. Also about the “politics of personal destruction.” I know they hate her, politically and personally. But won’t some of them stand up against what is happening now? Just for the sake of a semblance of integrity?

Not one of em will stand up. That's why Joe Lieberman left the party. Thieves, whores and reprobates masquerading as "politicians".

Need more?

I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home. I have also set up a PayPal link so that others around the world can help increase this amount to ease the burden of starting out on your own at such an early age.

and.....

Oh, did ya catch the "ip" proxy address of the hackers of Sarah Palin's e-mail account?

network:OrgName:FDCservers.net LLC
network:OrgID;I:JCLARKKENT2005-GMAILCOM
network:Address:141 West Jackson Blvd, Suite 1135
network:City:Chicagonetwork:StateProv:N/A
network:PostalCode:60604network:Country:US

Chicago.

Imagine that.

HEADS UP!!

Kim duToit sends word that PBS has a poll running, asking whether AKGov Sarah Palin is qualified to be VPUSA.

Of course, because most PBS supporters are dope smoking, long haired, maggot infested, phony baloney, plastic banana, good time rock & rollers, the poll shows a distinct negative.

Feel free to wander over there and redress the balance, before the poll closes.

Gather Round Kids!

From the wise men at NRO.

The Middle-Class Wallet

By the Editors

By historical standards, tax rates are low, Fed policy is loose, and trade is free. Growth has been picking up. Resurgent inflation threatens the economy more than recession does. Most people have no reason for fear about their jobs. But a lot of people are getting squeezed by higher prices. A conservative economic agenda can address the public’s concerns better than a liberal one can — and John McCain has an opportunity to present one.

Here is our eight-point plan to protect the middle class.

Read the rest here.

Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to thecarburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.-Walter

Welcome!

A Dad and his Daughter

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and Let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.Her father listened and then asked, 'How is your friend Audrey doing?'

She replied, 'Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over.'Her wise father asked his daughter, 'Why don't you go to the Dean's Office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.'

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, 'That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!'

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, 'Welcome to the Republican party.'

All Palin, All The Time...


Here's a screen capture form ABC news Blog.....


References to....
Palin: 24
McCain: 2
Biden: 1
Obama: 0

Oh, and with nothing positive to say about her.

No bias here, move along.

Spin.....

Gather round kids, here's how it's done.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription:’Remus Obama; horse thief, sent to Oklahoma Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Oklahoma Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.’

Arlo in our Opposition Research Department e-mailed the campaign for comments. The Annointed One's staff sent back the following biographical sketch:

Remus Obama was a famous cowboy in the Oklahoma Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Oklahoma railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.

Lesson's over for the day....

So, This Guy Takes a.....

Teleprompter to a Rodeo......

You can't make this stuff up folks.

Team ObamalamaDingDong is frustrated by their candidates inability to parse syllables. So they come up with a solution ..... traveling teleprompters. Yesterday, in a rodeo ring the Anointed One gave a speech and there it was...a frickin teleprompter.

First time there had been that much BS in the ring with nary a bull in sight.

Monday's Pun(s)!!!

The moose had indigestion so he took an elkaseltzer.

England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool

After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.

Ooooooow Tough Guys!

The Obiden campaign was true to their words and is getting tough. Today they came out with an ad that mocks John McCain for not using a computer. Being illiterate....

John McCain is mocked as an out-of-touch, out-of-date computer illiterate in a television commercial out Friday from Barack Obama as the Democrat begins his sharpest barrage yet on McCain's long Washington career.

The new fighting spirit comes as McCain has been gaining in the polls and some Democrats have been expressing concern the Obama campaign has not been aggressive enough. Obama's campaign says the escalation will involve advertising and pushes made by the candidate, running mate Joe Biden and other surrogates across the country.

"Today is the first day of the rest of the campaign," Obama campaign manager David Plouffe says in a campaign strategy memo. "We will respond with speed and ferocity to John McCain's attacks and we will take the fight to him, but we will do it on the big issues that matter to the American people."

"Our economy wouldn't survive without the Internet, and cyber-security continues to represent one our most serious national security threats," Pfeiffer said. "It's extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief doesn't know how to send an e-mail."

McCain has said he relies on his wife and staff to work the computer for him and that he doesn't use e-mail.

Doesn't know how tosend an e-mail? Let's check that out. Hmmmm, Boston Globe March 4, 2000

McCain's severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes. Friends marvel at McCain's encyclopedic knowledge of sports. He's an avid fan - Ted Williams is his hero - but he can't raise his arm above his shoulder to throw a baseball.

Jonah at NRO is all over this.

Imagine that. Democrats mocking a cripple! A cripple from war injuries. Yeah, that outta get you some votes.

Happy Birthday!

to me.

Well, the blog okay?! Two years!!! Took some time to ramble thru the archives. Some silly stuff back there! Many thanks to all of you for stopping by and reviewing the entries. Still having fun and looking forward to more. Hell, with an election season like this...you know I'll be here. But now...it's time for adult beverages and frivolity. I'm thinking...rum, how about you?

All the best,

Rumbear

It's Aloha Friday......
no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

L O N G week...busy with work, scouts and such. Time for some island sounds to re-charge, re-group and work on the backswing! Oh and it's the two year anniversary of this site. Certainly an adult beverage or two is in store. Y'all have a GREAT one!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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