Monday, September 17, 2007

Happy Birthday to US!

This Blog is one year olde!! Woo Whoooo! I would like to thank both of my loyal readers....you know who you are! Now that Mr. Hsu is behind bars we will be looking for other sources of revenue...but I'm not worried and neither is Hillary!


Happy birthday to us, happy birthday to us.....
Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

One night a banking tycoon fell overboard from his yacht. He was saved because he could float alone.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

While training to work at Coca Cola he was given a pop quiz.

If we don't conserve water we could go from one ex-stream to another.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Rumbear a go go...

Rumbear I was wheels up and northbound early today. The lads kept the airspeed under 485 knots to reduce our carbon footprint. The Pacific Northwest is sunny and gorgeous! Locals are a buzzing about the fact that there is no snow on Mt. Hood. I point to the water in the Columbia River and say "There it is!" forgetting that the GlowBall Warming crowd has no sense of humor. Kinda like Mt. Hood not having snow.......Bwaaahhhh!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007




September 11, 2001
Remember







Monday, September 10, 2007

Whew!!!

Airplanes, powerboats and 3 SUV's...
I just got to get me some more of these!!

(You can too! Go here.)

UPDATE:
Hey, Hey..I just heard Uncle Rush comment that he has ordered his pilots to keep the speed under 485 knots when travelling coast to coast in EIB I. Way to go Rush!! We are doing our part....How about YOU!!!
09/11/01

Six years ago this country was attacked by Muslim extremists who were purportedly doing the work of their "god". Three thousand Americans died that day. 2996 to be exact. Americans, just like you and me who got up and went to work on that fateful day not knowing what their fate would be. Life ended that day for these fine folks. There families and friends left to fill a void. As the anniversary of this grim chapter in history approaches I was reflecting on one question...Who were these people?

Who were they? I found several websites, (here & here), that have chronicled the names. One had a suggestion for reflection. Pick a name, any name, and GOOGLE it. See what you can learn about those who died that day. Learn about the impact of this barbaric act. You might learn about:

Thomas McGuiness age 42 of Portsmouth New Hampshire. He was the first Officer on American Airlines Flight 11. (North Tower at 8:46 am) A Navy veteran who was working his way up the airline seniority list. He is survived by his wife, Cheryl, and a 14-year-old son and 16-year-old daughter. He was active in Bethany Church in Greenland, New Hampshire, friends and neighbors told The Boston Globe. Rick DeKoven, a church administrator, described him as "a devoted family man."

or

Rosemary A. Smith age 61. Rosemary worked in Tower One for Sidley Austin Brown and Wood, LLP as a switchboard operator for 12 years. She had been in the tower during the 1993 bombing and had gotten out despite leg and breathing problems. When many refused to go back, Rosemary still returned to work. She was on the 57th floor of Tower One on September 11th, and was the only fatality her firm had.

There are many more. They simply went to work one day and never came home. We need to remember these people. Do what you will to pay homage on this anniversary, but please, never forget.
Monday's Pun(s) !!!
Old cotton-pickers never die. They just bale out.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

If I drink a lot of Geritol am I consuming a fossil fuel?

Friday, September 07, 2007

Surge!

Ladies and gentleman.....the surge is working in Iraq! The Democrats do not like this fact. Remember this little reported exchange from July?:

House Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-S.C.) said Monday that a strongly positive report on progress on Iraq by Army Gen. David Petraeus likely would split Democrats in the House and impede his party's efforts to press for a timetable to end the war.

(i.e. Surrender!)

The Dem's are invested in defeat and success is not an option! Over the next week they will attack the messenger, Gen David Petraeus in a vain attempt to save face.

That's the truth. Now, go listen to the chatter and enjoy it.
Say a prayer and Support those Troops.
Isn't that.....

.....yup, Al Gore climbing in to a G-IV...carbon offsets my derriere! Oh, and that doesn't look like a Prius that delivered the Goreacle to the plane!

The hypocrisy of the left knows no bounds.
Sean Hannity has the video.
It's Aloha Friday...
no work till Monday!!!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Are you ready for sum FOOTBALL?!!! Pop Warner on Saturday and the NFL on Sunday...WooooWhoooooo!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

mahalo nui loa!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007


Fred and Jay..

Hanging out, discussing politics and running for the presidency. Look for the video around midnight tonite. You can view it with the link to Fred's site on the left of this page.

Meanwhile up in Mooseknot, New Hampshire the locals have their flannel underwear in a bunch over his no-show at their little suare'.

"There is a genuine interest in Senator Thompson here, a real curiosity about him," New Hampshire Republican Chairman Fergus Cullen said Tuesday. "But that curiosity is giving way to skepticism and maybe even cynicism about him in part because of how he's handling his grand entrance. For him to then go on Jay Leno the same night and be trading jokes while other candidates are having a substantive discussion on issues is not going to be missed by New Hampshire voters."

"...substantive discussions...." Fergus ole sport, are we watching the same debates? You know, the ones with questions from a guy in a snowman costume...... substantive, indeed!
Happy Man!

Tens of thousands of chanting, bare-breasted maidens have paraded before the King of Swaziland, many of them hoping to catch his eye and be picked out to become his 14th wife.

Indeed.
Why Did'nt I Think of THIS?!

"Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god"

I got a call in to Gator over at Slacker Aviation, Ltd. to see if we can rustle up some goats to sacrifice for "Rumbear I".

Might take care of that "intermittent" problem with the radios! Can't be to safe in the air these days...maybe get some Bar-B-Que out of the effort!

T-Minus 9 and counting...

HOCKEYBALL!

September 13th camp opens in Traverse City. New uniforms to go with the same olde bad ass attitude!!


Go Wings!!!
Fred's in ....

Yup. Here he comes. This will be fun as he enters a race that is dogged by hapless debates and endless hand wringing by the current "candidates". He will eschew the scheduled Republican debate and make his announcement on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Quick...name three of the Republican candidates! Yeah, I did'nt think you could...

John Podhoretz said it best over at NRO...

There's one way in which it would be a real kick if Fred Thompson were to win the Republican nomination. It would mean that very nearly everything everyone who writes about Republican politics has written about this year so far will prove to have been totally meaningless, and that the entire sped-up campaign process that has supposedly changed everything...hasn't.
Just Go Away!

You lying weasel. You unmitigated piece of human debris.....just go away, get help, but GO AWAY!

Enuff said here. Malkin has more...if your interested.
Not Good....

World renowned pilot/sailor and all around adventurer Steve Fossett is missing after a leaving an airstrip near Reno Nevada in a Citabria Super Decathlon. That's a two seat tail dragger for you earth bound folks.

The man has lived his life as a gentleman explorer...our best wishes to his family, as we continue to hope .....

Monday, September 03, 2007

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

The stove cleaner was so worried about the front grill that he put everything else on the back burner.

A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

It's Aloha Saturday (?) ...

no work till Tuesday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Revenue dancing all day yesterday so Aloha is a day late...but it's a three day weekend. Grab the Keiki's and head to da beach! Watch out for da Bears!

Have a GREAT Labor Day weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

mahalo nui loa!