Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 


When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Limp Wristing....

Maybe it's you?

 

Self Portrait

waterproof iPhone to boot....

 

Wings vs Wild

3:00 PM PST

Let's Go Red Wings!!!

or something.....


John McCain shows leadership....or something.

Even though he will not vote for Chuck Hagel for secretary of defense, Senator John McCain told Meet the Press’s David Gregory he is “confident that Senator Hagel will probably have the votes necessary to confirm him as secretary of defense” when the Senate returns from its week-long recess.

“I don’t believe he is qualified, but I don’t believe that we should hold up his nomination any further,” McCain said. He said that the additional time was necessary “so the remaining questions would be answered.”

Booked! 

Drift boat trip in April with Eastern Sierra Guide Service. 

It's Aloha Friday ...         
.....no work till Monday!!! 


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Three day weekend.  gonna drop the Whaler in the water and scamper about. Catching up on some reloading and MAYBE some yard work.....have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

 

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Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Say What?

I keep reading comparisons stating that Chris Dorner is the modern day D'Chango.  I did not see the movie....Did olde D'Chango stop smoking on Ash Wednesday too?

Just axing.....

Room Temperature... 

So the cop killing, whacked out, ex cop, was roasted in a cabin in Big Bear late yesterday.  He assumed room temperature several hours after the embers were extinguished. Rot in hell you despicable SOB.

Of course I men that in a nice way.  I would not want to offend his "supporters" out there. 

Then again, screw them....

In The Can......  

Another State of the Union speech....delivered.

Hmmmm..... 

How can this be?  

I thought Obama shot Osama. 

The Reading of The Prompter. 

Ahh, it is that time of year. Tuesday in February....playing BINGO while the Vodkapundit,  Stephen Green liveblogs the "Reading of the Prompter" by president Zero, Our Hero.

 Maybe this will help ya.......

 

 

 

Just In Time!

That's right folks. Just in time for Tuesday's "Reading of the Prompter" we here at the Chronicles had another uh, gross, of Barack's BS Bingo cards printed up.  Stop by our centrally located offices and pick some up....or just cut & paste this card on to some recyclable paper and enjoy the show.  

You know the rules by now....

Rules for Barack  Bingo

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo Card"

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases during the speech.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

 

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players: 

 

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Mohamed M., Boston 

 

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - Joe B.,   Connecticut 

“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Hon. John R., Washington DC

 

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." - Hillary C, Chappaqua, NY

"There's a fly on his lip again."  Anon, San Diego

Mr. Nugent Goes To Washington....

Tomorrow is the annual "Reading of The Prompter" to Congress by our Commander in Chief.  The Democrats, showing all of "us" how serious they are on "Us Control" er,....."Gun Control" have invited shooting victims to be seated in the gallery.  

Showing two can play this game, Representative Steve Stockman has invited Rock Star, Gun Advocate, Small Business Owner, Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent to be his guest. 


Ooooooow......I wonder what shade of camo he will wear?

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.

After winter, the trees are relieved.

Skeets!

The guy is everywhere getting them skeets. Here is Obama with some friends.

The mocking continues. Mock, mock, mock,








mock...

Some Nights....

.....you know, I am happy for you.  I am.

 
New Shoes! 

Can't have the olde Rumbear frolicking through the Lower Owens with cold feets.  Simms Freestone wading boots seem to fit the bill. 

Rumor has it that the river running through it, Bishop California edition, is going off.  Nice mid day hatches and the pleasant sound of frolicking trout. Excuses are running low.  Time to head north for a few days.....soon, real soon.

Danger Close 

So this whacked out ex cop/navy fellow who has a fondness for Piers Morgan, president Zero, and a host of other Libtards, goes on a killing spree in SoCal.  From San Diego to Big Bear Lake civilians are being locked down.  The nut case left a 20,000 word "manifesto" that, by all accounts, is quite well written.  In it he opines on all the causes he is for, celebrities he likes and a few who he doesn't.  Others, he just decided to kill. Interestingly, the MSM's have edited the published copies of the Manifesto to exclude the Libtard references.  Imagine that. More here.

The press is having a hard time reporting this because, well, he not a right wing nut job.  Thus, we have cries from the left to "not politicize" this tragedy.  No, seriously.  Let's not dig too deep because this wacko does not fit their narrative.  Stupid facts.

Meanwhile, in Sacramento, the Wizards of Smart in a Legislature dominated by Democrats are proudly announcing their solution to gun control.  10 bills are being pressed forward to save us from, well, us.  In point of fact, not one of the proposed laws would have prevented this latest killing spree......or the last one....nor the one before that. Nevertheless, like good politicians, they will not let facts get in the way of "Doing Something!"

Stupid facts........

It's Aloha Friday ...       
.....no work till Monday!!! 


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Raining today...supposed to clear out.  Two Wings games, a little CR-914 racing and a gun that needs bluing. Fun for me.....have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

 

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Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Tony Bennett?

File Under: Huh?        For some reason the press is reporting on the opinions of singer Tony Bennett as they pertain to guns.  Why? I do not know. He is a self avowed pacifist. He tells us that it is a tragedy to have these tragedies.  He reminds us that Nazis created tragic things and had to be told off.

He apparently left more than his heart in San Francisco.  To steal a phrase....the video documents that Tony will not be the one bringing the potato salad to the next Mensa picnic.

As I said to Jimmy Buffett....shut up and sing.

So, You Wanna Be A Pilot.... 

Around the airport there are many who will opine as to how to pursue a career as a pilot.  Not everyone wants to be the next Sully Sullenberger flying for Big Major Air.  Some have a more modest view of their place on the aviation ladder.  So how does one crack that nut?  Head on over to The Oddball Pilot and learn a bit.  (Clicky, clicky)

I Blushed....

Well, okay ursus arctos horribilis does not "blush" per se, however, you get my point. Tip of the hat to the Old AF Sarge!

"Lake Effect"...

spelled "Bbbrrrrrrr"

I see Houghton, Ishpeming, Marquette, Sault Ste. Marie, Traverse City, Alpena, Saginaw, Detroit......

Da Tech 

Winter Carnival 2013 is upon us.

Cheers!

 

gambar kehidupan di alaska

Beats me. 

Apparently if you fire up the old GOOGLEATOR it brings you to the Chronicles.

Uh, welcome (?) 

 

History..... 

Know it.  That's a good thing.

That's right...two things of import, history and Bo Derek. Who could argue with that?

MARKETING 101 

To all my readers, yes, both of you, listen up....

Buy This Book

or, well, you know the rest.

Reading it right now....it's gets the Rumbear Seal of Approval. (No actual seals died in this approval process)

I Has A Question?!  

Topic Du Jour: The cost of Obamacare, ..... the gift from president Zero, is estimated at $20K.


If this fictitious family of five could not afford the $7K-$10K for medical coverage right now, how the hell can they afford $20K (minimum) because Obama decreed it?  

I can't. Maybe my income went up and I did not know it.  

Roger understands it.

and, and and ....what about the small business with say, 5 employees.  How do they cover the cost for their employees?? Did the price of whatever they produce just go up by $100K?

Just askin.......

 John McCain Had a Thought...... 

Failed Presidential candidate, Keating Five Co-Conspirator, ner do well student and crappy fighter pilot, Senator John McCain speaks out on the Hagel nomination.

As usual, he plays the go along, get along card.  




Ahh the blind RINO leading the RINO's.....

HeyYo!!!!! 

 

Gotta get me some of them low flying skeets!

 Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

Most pipe dreams just go down the tubes.

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

A reciprocating saw is a saw that gets borrowed and returned among neighbors.

Yannow.... 

....she has a point.

Boom! 

Model 99 lever action in Savage 300 caliber.

Deerslayer.

It's Aloha Friday ...       
.....no work till Monday!!! 


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Adrenaline Lacrosse for the Rumbear Youth.  SNO doing some Private Pilot prep work, a Trout fishing seminar and a SUPER Bowl Game to boot!

Have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!