Coming Home To Roost.......
Earl.
That 50s Thing
1 hour ago
Friday, October 31, 2014
.....no work till Monday !!!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
No travel next week. Catching up on some case files, and a little lounging aboot Rumbear Manor are in order. Red Wings on Sunday vs the Kings. Y'all have a great weekend!!!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
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Who Cleans a Loaded Gun? Show of hands...c'mon, who?
Jose Canseco blew off the middle finger of his left hand Tuesday afternoon while cleaning his handgun at home. The former Oakland Athletics slugger was taken to University Medical Center of Southern Nevada, where doctors said that no matter what they do, he will never have full use of his finger again. Canseco’s fiancee, Leila Knight, tweeted from Canseco’s account on Tuesday night as he was in surgery that he would be okay.
This is why we can't have nice things. This provides fodder for idiot politicians to restrict guns. Thanks Jose...
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Friday, October 24, 2014
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Fan Mail From Some Flounder....*
JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT
A Republican man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
the waitress for a cup of coffee.
He looked across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested
that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down,
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested
that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down,
and asked the waitress for a cup of
hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,
"Is that Jesus, over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,
sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey!
How's about getting' me a cold mug of Budweiser?"
He too looked across the restaurant and asked,
"Isn't that God's boy over there?
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
him a cold beer.
"On my tab," he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
"On my tab," he said loudly.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Republican felt strength come back into his legs,
got up, and walked out the door, thankful to Jesus.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed."
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed."
The Libertarian felt his back
straightening, and grateful to the Lord, he raised his hands,
praised the Lord, and walked out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
straightening, and grateful to the Lord, he raised his hands,
praised the Lord, and walked out the door.
Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
* Moose & Squirrel.
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Monday, October 20, 2014
Sunday, October 19, 2014
We Are In Good Hands....
On Friday, Obama announced plans to appoint Democratic operative Ron Klain his Ebola response coordinator, a move that was heavily criticized.....
Saturday, October 18, 2014
Range Menu-Mock Armadillo?
Class starts in five minutes.....scurry on over to Brigid's place for the details.
Eating good in the neighborhood.
Fat Lesbians! I thought that might get your attention.
Surely you have heard that without those nasty Republican spending cuts the NIH would have had a cure for Obola by now, right? So where did the NIH spend it's money?
Well,...
- the agency has spent $2,873,440 trying to figure out why lesbians are obese
- $466,642 on why fat girls have a tough time getting dates
-another $2,075,611 was spent encouraging old people to join choirs.
-$2,466,482 went to Danny Resnic to develop “origami condoms,” in male, female, and anal versions.
-$2,101,064 on wearable insoles and buttons that can track a person’s weight
You get the picture. Need more? Go Here. You can even see Danny's video and learn more aboot the origami condom.
Of Course He Is....
president Zero is right on top of things....hand wringing, dithering, fretting, prevaricating, spinning, fundraising, golfing, and not making any decisions. That's our leader!
Obama putting key priorities on hold until after midterm election
I wonder why??
(That's a rhetorical question for you folks in Rio Linda...)
Friday, October 17, 2014
.....no work till Monday !!!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
Busy week in Sandy Eggo. No travel till late next week. Red Wings in a Home & Home with da Maple Leafs. Catch up on some case files, and a little lounging aboot Rumbear Manor are on the To Do list Y'all have a great weekend!!!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
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Thursday, October 16, 2014
shIT Gets Real... president Zero cancelled not one but two fundraisers to hold a let's talk aboot ebola confab.
The president had planned to leave Wednesday afternoon to attend a Democratic Senate Campaign Committee fundraiser in Union, N.J., followed by a campaign rally with Connecticut Democrats featuring Gov. Dan Malloy in Bridgeport, Conn. The White House is working to reschedule that trip before the Nov. 4 election.
He then took to the airwaves and appointed a woman with no medical experience to spearhead the effort.
It remains unclear as to which golf course he left for following the broadcast....
The Obola Czar
The Libtards are busy trying to blame you know who for ebola. The meme is that the Bushies cut programs that would have allowed for the finding of a cure. The arrogance is palpable. Of course we would have found a cure if the Libtards had been able to spend money....spending cures everything in Libtardville.
Yet, when you scratch a little deeper it turns out there were no cuts. The National Institute for Health (NIH) is part of the Health and Human Services Department. Real spending at that agency has increased nine-fold since 1970 and now tops $900 billion. Oh, if we could all endure such “funding slides,” eh?
In fact, president Zero has his own ebola czar stationed on the forefront of the battle. Forward!!
Dr. Nicole Lurie, explains that the responsibilities of her office are “to help our country prepare for, respond to and recover from public health threats.” She says her major priority is to help the country prepare for emergencies and to “have the countermeasures—the medicines or vaccines that people might need to use in a public health emergency. So a large part of my office also is responsible for developing those countermeasures.”
Or, as National Journal rather glowingly puts it, “Lurie’s job is to plan for the unthinkable. A global flu pandemic? She has a plan. A bioterror attack? She’s on it. Massive earthquake? Yep. Her responsibilities as assistant secretary span public health, global health, and homeland security.” A profile of Lurie quoted her as saying, “I have responsibility for getting the nation prepared for public health emergencies—whether naturally occurring disasters or man-made, as well as for helping it respond and recover. It’s a pretty significant undertaking.” Still another refers to her as “the highest-ranking federal official in charge of preparing the nation to face such health crises as earthquakes, hurricanes, terrorist attacks, and pandemic influenza.”
So how's that working Dr. Lurie? Doctor? Helloooo?
Buehler???.....
Monday, October 13, 2014
We are being lead by imbeciles. The Pentagon says Globall Warming Presents Immediate Threat.
Lord love a duck.
WASHINGTON — The Pentagon released a report Monday asserting decisively that climate change poses an immediate threat to national security, with increased risks from terrorism, infectious disease, global poverty and food shortages. It also predicted rising demand for military disaster response as extreme weather creates more global humanitarian crises.
Lest ye forget......the purpose of the military is to kill people and break things. Nothing more, nothing less.
What's next ? Zombies? Space aliens?
Support Breast Cancer Awareness! Except......YOU.
An energy company’s charitable donation toward breast-cancer research was met last week with allegations of “pink-washing,” while the advocacy group Breast Cancer Action called its awareness-raising drill bits “the most ludicrous piece of pink sh*t” seen all year.
Baker Hughes, one of the leading energy companies in the country, announced recently that it planned to renew its annual $100,000 donation to breast cancer charity Susan G. Komen for the Cure. The company is also installing 1,000 pink drill bits for its fracking sites, and when it ships them, it will include information packets about breast cancer.
Cue the bizarrely Freudian liberal outrage.
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