Thursday, October 31, 2013
Quickies...Halloween Style
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers
Sunday, October 27, 2013
LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN! LIONS WIN!
Touchdown and a point after with 12 seconds left!
AWESOME !!
Friday, October 25, 2013
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Noooooooooooo!!
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said Tuesday that he is considering running for another term in 2016, when he would be 80 years old.
Flush again....quickly.
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Monday, October 21, 2013
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Lear Jet
Frank Sinatra owned a Lear Jet. Let that sink in....The Chairman of the Board owned one of the most bad ass private jets ever made. You know it had a colorful history.
If ever a plane played among the stars, it was N175FS. From June 1965 until he sold it two years later, Frank Sinatra and his famous friends logged more than 1,500 hours on the small, powerful early business jet. Sinatra routinely used it to shuttle the Rat Pack from Los Angeles to Las Vegas and his home in Palm Springs. He wooed Mia Farrow in it, and intimidated Michael Caine, then dating his daughter Nancy, in the back. Celebrity private-plane culture was practically invented on it: At a time when few had their own private jets, when most Americans had never seen a private jet, Sinatra and his plane were like Hollywood's version of the first kid in class with a car. Dean Martin borrowed it to fly to movie sets. Marlon Brando and Sammy Davis Jr. took it to Mississippi to meet Martin Luther King Jr. for a civil-rights rally. Elvis Presley eloped with Priscilla Beaulieu aboard it.
It was present when one of the most expensive air to air collisions took place.
Take a moment and go read the story.
Frank Sinatra owned a Lear Jet. Let that sink in....The Chairman of the Board owned one of the most bad ass private jets ever made. You know it had a colorful history.
If ever a plane played among the stars, it was N175FS. From June 1965 until he sold it two years later, Frank Sinatra and his famous friends logged more than 1,500 hours on the small, powerful early business jet. Sinatra routinely used it to shuttle the Rat Pack from Los Angeles to Las Vegas and his home in Palm Springs. He wooed Mia Farrow in it, and intimidated Michael Caine, then dating his daughter Nancy, in the back. Celebrity private-plane culture was practically invented on it: At a time when few had their own private jets, when most Americans had never seen a private jet, Sinatra and his plane were like Hollywood's version of the first kid in class with a car. Dean Martin borrowed it to fly to movie sets. Marlon Brando and Sammy Davis Jr. took it to Mississippi to meet Martin Luther King Jr. for a civil-rights rally. Elvis Presley eloped with Priscilla Beaulieu aboard it.
It was present when one of the most expensive air to air collisions took place.
Take a moment and go read the story.
Liberal Logic...
The Captain nails it.
You - "Look out! Here comes a train!"
Liberal - "Yeah, but I feel that the train isn't coming."
The Captain nails it.
You - "Look out! Here comes a train!"
Liberal - "Yeah, but I feel that the train isn't coming."
Justice Rumbear
I had a great time this past evening serving as a Justice in the USD Moot Court competition. It is always fun to interact with law students as they present their cases. I marvel at their energy and passion to be lawyers. After 25 years in the biz it is good to see that through youth the future remains bright.
Friday, October 18, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
I Said the Same Thing!
Last month when the American Express bill showed up I said to Mrs Rumbear....
Last month when the American Express bill showed up I said to Mrs Rumbear....
“We must increase our debt limit so that we can pay our bills.”
She laughed. You know, that laugh....dumbass. I paid the bill. Maybe I should have just refused to negotiate.....
Illegal Aliens 'Not Going To Take It Anymore'
Well, that article was not what I thought.....
Silly me.
Do we still use fire hoses on miscreants? Just asking....
Due to the efforts of one brave fearless man we now know things we were not aware of several weeks ago. We now know:
-Ted
Cruz is a brave man & Senator.
-we
have a small, patronizing, bitter shell of a man, as president.
-one
brave Senator can stand up and defy a tyrant
we
need more brave Senators.
-the
term "Government Shutdown" means 80% of the Gubbermint is still
functioning
-the
term "Government Shutdown" means only those services which can be
used to harass enemies will be impacted.
-the
National Park Service is headed by a jack booted Obama lackey.
-a
new term "BARRYCADES".
-John
McCain never joined the fight, again.
-providing
death benefits for the survivor of KIA's is not an "essential government
service"
-Mike
Lee is a brave Senator.
-John
McCain is a certified dick. (Thank you for your service, blah, blah blah...)
-a
new term "Spite House".
-Lindsey
Graham hearts John McCain.
-Mitch
McConnell knows how to get a dam....without giving a damn.
-Moochelle
does not tend her own garden.
-John
Bohner, dude,.....ugh....
-Sarah
Palin has stones. (we knew that )
-Obamas
golf course is an "essential government service".
-providing
meals for the Troops is not an "essential government service".
-Obamacare is going into effect, it is a certified government clusterfaux, and no one in the Democratic party gives a rat's ass......
-we are doomed......
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
Saturday, October 12, 2013
By Gawd!...
If this headline does nbot inspire you nothing will...
NO DEAL IN DC...
Obama Rejects House Offer...
Reid, McConnell take lead...
Yeah, I know, We are doomed.....
Bend over and take your ObammmyCare like a man...
If this headline does nbot inspire you nothing will...
NO DEAL IN DC...
Obama Rejects House Offer...
Reid, McConnell take lead...
Yeah, I know, We are doomed.....
Bend over and take your ObammmyCare like a man...
Friday, October 11, 2013
It's Aloha Friday....
.....no work till Monday !!!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
A little CR-914 exhibition racing tonight with the Acapulco Challenge folks. Maybe some reloading and hockeyball on Saturday. Nice easy weekend...... Y'all have a great weekend!!!
.....no work till Monday !!!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
A little CR-914 exhibition racing tonight with the Acapulco Challenge folks. Maybe some reloading and hockeyball on Saturday. Nice easy weekend...... Y'all have a great weekend!!!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!
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