Speak For Yourself, Nimrod.



Cue up the Jimmy Carter "Malaise Speech"

"I mean, there are a lot of things we can do," Obama said. "The way I think about it is, you know, this is a great, great country that had gotten a little soft and, you know, we didn't have that same competitive edge that we needed over the last couple of decades. We need to get back on track."

 

Economics Made Easy

Your welcome.

Obama Killed Osa...er, ...Anwar al-Awlaki. 

Yeah that's it..Obama Killed Anwar al-Awlaki. The brave terrorist hunter took time out from his "Pass This Non Existent Bill Tour" to accept credit for another terrorist assuming room temperature.  Details here


General Bootsontheground confirmed that the military could not have done it without the essence of O.

 

The Alma Mater...* 


Welcome to the Big Show!

GOP presidential candidates to debate at Oakland University

Rochester— Oakland University will host a Republican presidential candidate debate Nov. 9 with a focus on the economy, jobs, taxes and the deficit, the university and CNBC announced Monday.

The debate will be broadcast from the campus from 8-10 p.m. exclusively on CNBC.

In an exuberant email Monday morning to faculty and staff, Oakland University President Gary Russi, who has been intent on raising the Rochester university's national profile, shared the positive news.


"Oakland University's reputation as one of the finest universities in the region went a long way toward us being chosen to host this important national event," Russi said in the email. "We can all share a great sense of pride that our public profile has increased to the point that we are a first-choice venue to host an event that showcases our university to the entire nation."

From The Detroit News:

*I spent the best five years of my life almost getting a four year degree here. 

Nice Transom. 

I love classic yachts.  Don't you?

What!?

Marie Antoinette Visits Bakery!


Moochelle Obama is apparently feeling the pressure of her $40K diamond hand cuffs, $6K alligator bag and trips overseas to hep her friends.  Thus, she headed of to TarGet' for a little shopping spree and was "surprised" to find reporters there...imagine that!.  


Ed Note: Lysol?  At the white House? WTH?

Free Speech For Thee...


...but not for ME?



These are the people that cancel out your conservative vote. I love the comment..."They would not do this to Bush!"

Walk with me, I'm reminscing here.....

Movie about killing Bush
Bush= Hitler
Kanye West rant
Kill Bush
It's the economy, stupid (still is)


I'll make it easy for ya...GOOGLE "Hate Bush".  Here's an excerpt.

 

Nah, nobody eva said anything bad aboot BUSH.

It's Aloha Friday.... 

...no work till Monday!!!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Shaking off the flu bug and gettin energy back.  SNO is home for a day or two to grab some "stuff".  A little CR-914 racing on a Saturday afternoon at the Pond. SNT in a Water Polo this afternoon, and mys sweetie is playing Fall Fast Pitch under the lights on Saturday night.   Y'all have a GREAT Weekend!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Be Still My Heart....

In an interview with conservative radio icon Sean Hannity, former President Clinton adviser and campaign manager Dick Morris stated that, after speaking with a Democratic strategist, he thinks it is “very possible” that President Obama might acquiesce to requests from the Democratic leadership in Congress and bow out of the 2012 race, leaving the door open for him to return sometime in the future. (click)

As the fat guy on the TV show once said to Regis Philbin, "Knock it off Regis...I am a fat man with a heart problem.". 

Dittos!

Plane Porn....

Clowns.

I hates em too. 

Dude Quit. 



I corresponded with him a few years back when he was getting started.  The connection was Oakland University.  Enough said.  I understand completely. 


He will be missed.  

UPDATE: Presidential Debate on November 9th.  Guess where?  Here.  My Alma Mater.  Curiouser & curiouser.  

Blah, Blah, Blah 

Elizabeth Warren is running against Scott Brown for that olde magical Kennedy seat in taxachusetts.  She shot her mouth off the other day and video of the Socialist Rant has become a rally moment for the Lefties. (No, I will not link to it.) She's wrong, but when has that ever stopped a Libtard charging a windmill? (answer: never)

I found photo response to Ms. Warren at Vodkapundit who stole it from this place. Hat tips all around.  

It takes a village.....enjoy.

Bite Me. 

Life imitates art or something like that .

Authorities in a state in Brazil's northeast are scrambling to take the fright and the bite off the beach after piranhas sunk their teeth into about 100 beachgoers, UOL Noticias reported. 

The problem -- rather fearsome given piranhas' horror-movie teeth and ability to sink them into human flesh -- has been the biggest at the main beach area in Piaui state; authorities said they need to act fast to reduce a piranha overpopulation situation.


Last weekend, at least 100 bathers were treated at the hospital in Jose de Freitas not far from Terezina, Piaui's capital, after being bitten on the heels or toes at the local beach. 

Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

After the art attack in the museum the science hall is now history.

I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.

If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.

 

BONUS HOCKEYBALL PUN!:

After dating the goalie on the local team for a while, she realized he was a real keeper.

Intercontinental Railroad?

Check out the Lumberjack for more!!

in a funk...

Memorial today for a friend.  To young to be gone.  RIP Debbie.

"I'm much to young to feel this damn olde" Garth Brooks

The awesomeness that is....

 

....Tom Selleck's Moustache!

(Hat Tip to the Vodkapundit!)

Conservative

I get e-mails from the Reagan Library because I am a supporter.  This one seemed rather timely.  Can I get an Amen?! 

“My friends, the time has come to start acting to bring about the great conservative majority party we
know is waiting to be created. The job is ours and the job must be done. If not by us, who? If not now, when?”~Ronald Reagan 1977
 
Here then, are the core conservative principles or talking points that Ronald Reagan defined at CPAC, in Stump Speeches, Addresses from the Oval Office and in writing because the heart of the issue was “principled politics”:

a. Scale back the size of the federal government
b. Reduce taxes, deregulate, cut government spending and remove government intrusion
c. Return to the people the freedoms usurped from them by bureaucrats
d. Support the free market “as the greatest provider of the people”
e. Defend liberty and the Constitution in order to recapture our dreams and our pride as Americans
f. Restore American military strength to preserve our freedom
g. Protect and enhance the values that strengthen and promote individual freedom

 

 

 

Ethical Oil...

...From Canada.

The Saudi's have there robes in a twist over this add.  Hired the biggest law firm in Canada to have it banished from the airwaves. 

He Waved. 

president Zero, Our Hero, just had to call attention to hisself.  There is a reason diplomats don't wave at these types of gatherings.  The guy behind ole zero's hand knows why.  Does zero?  


Kind of a reverse FacePalm.....

(photoshop?)

It's Complicated.

Facebook has a new category of "relationship" status...."It's Complicated". I see it used more frequently by the youts of today.  I am never quite sure what it means.  A picture being worth a thousand words, this one seems to fit my image of the phrase.


Complicated, indeed.

 Hanging Out in a Marina....

I am told this is Georgetown, Grand Cayman, British West Indies.  I would not know as I have never been.  Fortunately for me the Southeast Coast Editor is on site and doing, uh umm, research. 

Yes, I am blessed.

(or some such thing...Cheers!)

Sailing....

So, some friends from San Diego travelled northward in September to my olde stomping ground for the Big Boat Series hosted by the St Francis Yacht Club.  Great yachtsmen.  Highly skilled and at the top of their game. Yet, as Captain Ron famously said, "If anything is gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!".

Watch the blue spinnaker leading into the port rounding of Blossum Rock bouy....

Ummmm.... 

The 27-page booklet, titled "Best Practices for Nightlife Establishments," advises owners to be cautious about nervous customers who are sweating profusely and with "bulging veins in the neck."

Isn't this  profiling?

I Got Nothin.....*

(*okay, one...who wear's the panties in this duo?)

Rollin on a river...

No, not the Ike & Tina version.

ARRrrrrrrrGHHHHHh.....!

(CLICK.....in case ye fergot)

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.

Sailing, it's a sport that just doesn't float my boat.

A girl entered a hair styling class, but failed and didn't make the braid.

Bad Day at Reno 2011

Best video I have found of the crash at the Reno Air Races on September 16, 2011.  Hard to say what happened at this point.  Jimmy was a skilled pilot.  

Prayers to his family and those on the ground.

Jimmy Leeward, R.I.P.

Gonna Keep Asking...

Who will the Democrats run in 2012??

The most popular national political figure in America today is one who was rejected by her own party three years ago: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. 

Who..........?

Charlie Sheen Roast?

Dude was fried long ago.  Nevertheless, Comedy Central does not let you down.


How much coke did Charlie Sheen do?  Enough to kill Two & a Half Men.

“You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” — Amy Schumer


Winning!.....................

Rut Roh... 

Here come the next wave of defaults.  Why now??  Gotta clean these out prior to the next election season? Hmmmm.....?

Banks have stepped up their actions against homeowners who have fallen behind on their mortgage payments, setting the stage for a fresh wave of foreclosures.

The number of U.S. homes that received an initial default notice -- the first step in the foreclosure process -- jumped 33 percent in August from July, foreclosure listing firm RealtyTrac Inc. said Thursday.

The increase represents a nine-month high and the biggest monthly gain in four years. The spike signals banks are starting to take swifter action against homeowners, nearly a year after processing issues led to a sharp slowdown in foreclosures.

PETA*

(*People Eating Tasty Animals!!)

 
It's Aloha Friday.... ...no work till Monday!!!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Yee gads...been sick for weeks and I am still sick.  Steroids and some erithromycin crap are the order of the week.  Nevertheless, a  little CR-914 racing tonight.  SNO back to school manana, SNT in a Water Polo game, and mys sweetie is playing Fall fast Pitch on sunday morning.  I keep looking for that corner because I am ready to turn it!!  Y'all have a GREAT Weekend!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

 

Ford.

Ford Tough.

I said this in an earlier post.  Grew up in a GM family.  Father worked for GM his entire life.  No more.  

Proud owner of a Ford F-150. 

Buy American......you should check em out!

Passive aggressive......

Hey Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
To Me.
5 years, 2500 posts.

Thanks to all who read, send comments & support the Chronicles. To all my Associate Editors, thank you....now get back to work!

....a grand tip of the hat to the Blogfather...
Acidman.
RIP Rob.

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

I knew I'd passed my thermodynamics exam, when the people who mark the degrees centigrade.

I finally found a spotter at the gym, it's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.