A New Chapter Begins
SNO is off to college. Can't believe he is all grown up. All the best my son, make yourself proud.
I hope he has the time of his life.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
Wish I Had Said That....
The unfortunate consequence of having full-time legislators, is that they always want to legislate.
Hat Tip to Denny
McCain Speaks...
Failed Presidential candidate, Keating Five Co-Conspirator and crappy pilot, Senator John McCain speaks out on the debt "crisis".
My advice.......with your track record, shut yur pie hole Skippy.
Copper Thieves
What a shocka!
Albuquerque police say at least one vandal was likely seriously injured trying to steal copper from an elementary school because the thieves left behind several melted tools and a scorched T-shirt.
Apprently this is becoming an epidemic of sorts. Who takes in this stolen stuff as "scrap"? Hmmmm.......can OSHA regulations on the thieves be far behind??
Friday, July 15, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Tuesday, July 05, 2011
Casey Anthony Verdict
I got nothing....
...somewhere, the devil is celebrating.
UPDATE: So the Libtard talking heads are beside themselves with the verdict....I posit this question...Why are you concerned about this 2 year old child yet 2 years and 3 months earlier the mother electing to kill her was a right? Hmmm?
"Consistency is the hob goblin of little minds"
Friday, July 01, 2011
Boat Drinks!
Yes indeed...Boat Drinks! Fourth of July weekend. have fun and be safe out there!!
Me? I'm heading south before my dream shrinks.
Being Zen...like.
The southeast editor touched down long enough to pass on some words of wisdom.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience...and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass. Then things just keep getting worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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