Ironical?

A man from Teeside dies after drinking vodka. Duh.

Amateurs.....

Indeed, sir.

The Learned Art of Being......

...a Gentleman.

Same Old Whore in a New Dress?

Is Gloria Allred a dust covered, cobweb infested, liberal, political whoremonger trying to help Jerry Brown? Just asking.

The camera loving media whore has surfaced once again to inject herself in to California politics. Recall she tried this stunt last time with a press conference slamming Arnold Swartzengrubber with allegations of her then client Rhonda Miller. FYI...that case was dismissed on a summary judgment motion.) So for this go round she has an ex housekeeper for Meg Whitman who was fired when NutMeg realized she was in the country illegally. The fact that NutMeg used a employment agency seems to matter not. Similarly that the illegal alien was paid $23.00 per hour matters not a wit. The fake identification, a California drivers license and a Social Security Card are here. It is probably just a coincidence that Allred surfaces after a dismal performance by Moonbeam Brown in the Gubbernatorial debate the night before. Pure coincidence. Here is a great interview with Hugh Hewitt wherein Allred get's her clock cleaned. Go listen.

So we now have scandal in the California election. Wow. How to react? I recall the moral outrage when we found that tax cheating Secretary of the Treasury, Timothy "Turbo Tax" Giethner had an illegal alien housekeeper whom he did not pay any Social Security or Medicare taxes on for years. wait, there was no outrage. Simple mistake we were told. No problemo.

Yet Allred marches on, foisting her purported tale of woe upon the unsuspecting electorate. She is joined in her task by an unlikely source. Two south-land whack job talk show hosts, John & Ken. They love to be called "Radio Shock Jocks". Meh. John & Ken have a bone to pick with NutMeg. While they profess no love for Moonbeam, they are relentless in their attacks on Meg. Despite disclaimers, their efforts merely aide the struggling Moonbeam in his attempt to again govern this state in his dotage. The future of the state be damned, John & Ken need ratings. Welcome to California.

The whole affair illustrates perfectly the troubles of California. What's in it for me? Publicity starved media whores all seeking to exploit any situation to benefit .....themselves. The state will apparently be better for it. Really?

Fiorina - Boxer Debate Tonight

Last night we had the yawner of a debate between Ex-Gov Moonbeam Brown and NutMeg Whitman, the former CEO of E-Bay.

I did not think much of either going in and thought less going out.

CARLY is running a smart campaign, but Boxer is formidable. Stay tuned. Meanwhile, enjoy one of the greatest ads ever.

First It Was "Malaise"....

As the previous worse President in history lies in the hospital in Akron sucking up time and space I listen to the present day diatribes of our"leading" Democrats. Buck up, suck it up, stop whining is what we hear from Zero, Biden, Peelosi, and Kerry (who served in Viet Nam). Don Surber discusses it at his site.

And so now as they trudge to the electoral guillotine, Democrats shed their skin and their code is exposed.

They really don’t like us.

Seriously.

They think we are fools. They view our religion as superstition. They label our skepticism as ignorance and our patriotism as racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic and fattening.

Nothing is worse to a liberal than fat.

The liberal contempt for America is shining through.

At least JIMMAH! had the sense to call it "Malaise".

I want to talk to you right now about a fundamental threat to American democracy. . . . I do not refer to the outward strength of America, a nation that is at peace tonight everywhere in the world, with unmatched economic power and military might. The threat is nearly invisible in ordinary ways. It is a crisis of confidence. It is a crisis that strikes at the very heart and soul and spirit of our national will. We can see this crisis in the growing doubt about the meaning of our own lives and in the loss of a unity of purpose for our nation. . . .

So....that's what makes him the second worst President in histoi.

Manners.

HOCKEYBALL!!

The season is upon us. Yet some things never change. Bite me Sid.

Let Go Red Wings !!!!!

Theirs....

Ours.................

Weather.

It's here.

Paucity of Posting

Frickin BLOGGER is glitched and I cannot upload photos, charts etc.  C'mon BLOGGER...fix this.

I Got Nothing....

Segway company owner dies riding two-wheeled machine off cliff

Jimi Heselden, the owner of the Segway company, has died after riding one of the two-wheeled machines off a cliff and into a river. 

 Jimi R.I.P. 

 

 

 

Dumb Ass. 

 

 

 

 

Public Service Announcement....

 I have not been able to upload any graphics for 5 days....thanks Blogger.  Dumb Ass'

 

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.

Tubal ligation can get knotty, but lobotomy is a no-brainer.

Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.

It's Aloha Friday...     

...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de 

doo ... 

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful..... maybe finish the deck off watch some kids football, lacrosse and softball.....keeping that summer vibe rolling........All Summer Long. (click) 

Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 

(click) Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Get Ya Hat, It's Time to Roll!

Christie 1, Activist 0

 

West Hollywood activist/moonbat/retired animal rescuer, Ed Buck, had his hat handed to him last night by Chris Christie.  The Jersey Gov was in town stumping for NutMeg in the California Gubernatorial race.  Mr Buck was frothing at the mouth until Gov. Christie chatted him up.  Here's a transcript.

"What are you hiding?" shouted Ed Buck, in jeans and a light shirt in the front row of the 400-person event. "You're looking like Arnold in a dress," he said in a reference to outgoing California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Before Whitman could respond, Christie stepped down from the stage and got in Buck's face.
"Hey, listen. You know what. You want to yell, yell at me," Christie said, shutting down Buck as Christie's bodyguards calmly but quickly approached the two men. "It's people who raise their voices and yell and scream like you who are dividing this country. We're here to bring this country together."

The boys at Powerline have more.

 

 

"I Like Ole Big Boy..."   





I like Christie.....

Me too.  Of course, I like Dale Peterson.  He gives a rip!

Hey, hey....


Chaos, destruction and hopelessness.

Hat tip to the Lumberjack.  There's more on his site.

French.....

 

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

If you're intent on hunting deer, make sure you have a game plan.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

It's Aloha Friday...  

...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de 

doo ... 

.....Trial settled today, (THAT'S a good thing) the Fall gathering of the 1405 Club is Saturday, kids football, lacrosse and softball.....keeping that summer vibe rolling........All Summer Long. (click) 

Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 

(click) Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

This is for SNO.

The Hag..... 

.....asking the same question in 1981 that we are asking today.  The dawn of Ronaldus Maximus was just beginning.  We recovered from the national debacle named Jimmy Carter.  

We can do it again.


All you have to do is throw out the trash in November!!

Not Gonna End Good...


....if your a book.

The touching tale of how one blogger spent 9/11.


Personally, I am still scouring the internet for the condolences and well wishes to our country from those "moderate" members of Islam on our day of grieving.  You know, the ones we can't attribute the acts of the more barbaric members of their religion too. (Crickets......)

Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

I was once camping in the mountains, when it rained. I had to runoff.

I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They're always raisinette.

Sea captains  don't like crew cuts.

A  Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your  mother.

Nuts Do Not Fall Far From The Tree.

Great article by Dinesh D'Souza in Forbes entitled How Obama Thinks.  An in depth review of the current policies that seemingly make little sense to logical Americans.  Dinesh examines the colonial African roots of Obams senior and his failings at transforming the homeland into a socialist empire. Clues emerge as to the point of president Zeros course.  It's a long read but you will gain insight into the empty suit that now inhabits our White House.


It may seem incredible to suggest that the anticolonial ideology of Barack Obama Sr. is espoused by his son, the President of the United States. That is what I am saying. From a very young age and through his formative years, Obama learned to see America as a force for global domination and destruction. He came to view America's military as an instrument of neocolonial occupation. He adopted his father's position that capitalism and free markets are code words for economic plunder. Obama grew to perceive the rich as an oppressive class, a kind of neocolonial power within America. In his worldview, profits are a measure of how effectively you have ripped off the rest of society, and America's power in the world is a measure of how selfishly it consumes the globe's resources and how ruthlessly it bullies and dominates the rest of the planet.
For Obama, the solutions are simple. He must work to wring the neocolonialism out of America and the West. And here is where our anticolonial understanding of Obama really takes off, because it provides a vital key to explaining not only his major policy actions but also the little details that no other theory can adequately account for.
Why support oil drilling off the coast of Brazil but not in America? Obama believes that the West uses a disproportionate share of the world's energy resources, so he wants neocolonial America to have less and the former colonized countries to have more. More broadly, his proposal for carbon taxes has little to do with whether the planet is getting warmer or colder; it is simply a way to penalize, and therefore reduce, America's carbon consumption. Both as a U.S. Senator and in his speech, as President, to the United Nations, Obama has proposed that the West massively subsidize energy production in the developing world.

Go read the whole thing....

Umm.......

.....we were doing so well.

 Boat meets rock becomes  a hard spot.....