Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Old Senators don't die, they just go over the Hill.

The pope, on his 2008 tour in the United States, skipped Mass.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

Tony Snow, RIP

One class act. God bless him and his family. Uncle Rush discusses here.

Soft and safe to thee..

Tuesday's, Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Hey, I gotta works sometimes!

Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.

When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Well, Looky Here...

Seems the MSM's discovered that there is a problem at the site for the sailing venue at the Olympics. I got the tip originally from a friend who is sailing over thar. Well, he's not really sailing as the fotos of his fellow sailors show.

C'mon, you commie bastards...get this fixed!! Maybe they just need some olde "Yankee Ingenuity"!