Scout Camp!

See ya in a week!

Ummm...

I see nothing wrong with this. If it was a hot line for drug dealers...no worries. If it was a hot line for sex offenders....no worries. Hotline for Dads who do not pay child support.....no problemo. Cameras for red light violators....no big D. Just trying to catch a criminal.

But, hot line for reporting illegal aliens....YOU are a racist no good SOB.

The abject absence of logic fails me. Illegal aliens are here illegally, i.e against the law, so, let the Sheriff enforce the law. Keep up the good work Joe!

500th Post!!!

Grab a rum and coke and c'mon out on the deck to reflect.........

Now in my line of work

I seem to see a lot more than most

Write 'em down, pass 'em around

It's the gospel from the coast

Reflections not just replays

Takin' time to escape the maze ......

Floridays by JB.

Sneaking Up!

on 500 postings for the ole Bear!

Should happen manana.....

Fred's on the Move!

Fred Thompson, the erstwhile Republican front runner who has not begun running yet, has announced that former Michigan Senator and Secretary of Energy, Spencer Abraham, will serve as his campaign manager...when he runs. Watch for the Democrats to paint this as a shake up....except he isn't running, yet. They are quaking in their boots......

Meanwhile, Fred's in San Diego this Thursday for the Sean Hannity Freedom Concert at Coor's Amphitheater.....should be fun!!

Potter Mania!!

Well it's in full blossom at the Bear Den. Got the book on Sunday...finished it this morning. Great read if you have been following ole Harry. A real "page turner" as they say. Thanks for the ride J.K.!

Debates Last Night?

How was the Breck girls hair? Did Hillary bring/wear her new "Cleavage" line of clothing? Did aliens communicate with Kucinich? Obamalamdingdong said WHAT!? Okay, okay....enuff with the e-mails begging for the Rumbear's scintillating take on the Democratic debates last nite.

Frankly, Potter mania has hit the Rumbear Den and the debate was a brief, albeit entertaining, distraction. In fact, as a wise man once said...a picture is worth a thousand words so......... my thinking is pretty much in line with ole Sport's above. Hey, hey, hey

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Is the water on your farm healthy? Yes, we only have well water.

Isn't it strange that Sitting Bull fought at Custer's Last Stand?

Sign on a broken perfume bottle, "Out of odor".

See Dick Run.

The kids over at NRO are having fun with listing the things President Cheney could do during his tenure....brief as it may be.

Bomb Iran.

Commute the sentences of those border agents.

Fire Mike Chertoff.

Tell Harry Reid to ... well, you know...

Pardon Scooter.

Oh, if it were so........

Perspective!

El Presidente Bush is having a colonoscopy performed today at Camp David. The procedure will be done under a general anesthetic. From the Democrats perspective this is awful.......they are in a tizzy because that means........DICK CHENEY will be President........ for the afternoon!!!!

From our perspective, things are looking up! Opportunity abounds.....

Carry on.

Why We Win!

"Hat Tip" to Denny....check him out for the full size poster!

It's Aloha Friday ...

...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Dutch Shoe Racing, hanging out in Coronado and working on the deck!! Have a GREAT weekend !!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Which Way Did He Go????!

John "The Breck Girl" Edwards was on Good Morning America pontificating on Iraq. An audience of upstanding Amerikans was assembled to listen with baited breath. Yes, every word of the man who would be President was meant to cause tremors in the knees of the assembled masses.

Except the guy behind ole Johnny. He feel asleep. Take a look at the time stamp. Mr. Blueshirt is there at the 7:10 am mark....yet at 7:12 am......He Be Gone! (Ed Note: It is a "Live" Broadcast!)

Which Way Did He Go!??????!

Yawn!

So ole Hairy Reed and his Democratic ilk are taking, yet another, vote on Iraq, that will fail. Nevertheless, it seems Ole Hairy feels that voting on the same item for the 50th time in his short tenure as a "Leader" will somehow enhance his image with, well, some other nutjob out there that feels that voting on the same damn thing 5o times makes an, uh emm, point. Whatever that point may be.

They sure know how to show that George Bush feller a thing or two.....or fifty.......

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

My advanced geometry class is full of squares.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Whew!.......

Just like ole Richard Nixon, Da Bear is tanned, fit and ready to serve! A brief timeout wandering the High Sierras with the bear clan and here we are.

Even a Blind Squirrel Finds....

El Presidente Bush, taking a moment out from the ongoing battle to grant sovereignty to illegal immigrants, found the time to commute the sentence of Lewis "Scooter" Libby. Yes, he did the right thing. You remember ole Scooter. He was convicted for not remembering a conversation with Tim Russert about an incident that was not a crime. You remember ole Scooter, who had a amicus curie brief filed by 12 of the most prestigious law professor's in the country on his behalf and yet, was mocked by the trial judge. You remember ole Scooter, sentenced to 2 and a half years in prison for his miss deeds. Well, he is not going to prison and that my friends, is a good thing.

Now, Senor Bush, while we have your attention, I have two words for you....Ramos & Compeon....do it. Pardon them.

America's Cup

Emphasis on America. Not to take anything away from that GREAT sailing nation of Switzerland, (ed Note: Huh?!) but they won the America's Cup...again.

Yes, those purveyors of fine Army knives, those caretakers of the Alps, home to the St Bernard....... Yes, the Swiss, fielding a boat stacked with carpetbagging ex patriot Kiwi's, crewing the flagship dubbed "Alinghi", beat the uh, hmmm...Kiwi's. The best quote of the entire three or four year ordeal (ed note: I lost count.) was Dennis Connor who, when queried on the outcome of the finals said ‘We all know the Kiwis are going to win the America’s Cup....". Of course, he was not asked which Kiwi's. So the America's Cup will live another decade or so until they decide to race again, with that dynamo of the sailing world.....the Swiss.

Ugh........

Circling the Bowl...

Hey! WASHINGTON (AP) - John McCain's campaign, trailing top Republican rivals in money and polls, is undergoing a significant reorganization with staff cuts in every department, officials with knowledge of the shake-up said Monday.

Some 50 staffers or more are being let go, and senior aides will be subject to pay cuts as the Arizona senator's campaign bows to the reality of six months of subpar fundraising, these officials said.

He's done enough damage for one lifetime.....Good Riddance to this ole SOB!

Apparently .....

my cousin is in town!

Monday's "Patriotic" Pun(s) !!!!!

In 1774 Betsy Ross asked a group of colonists for their opinion of the flag she had made. It was the first flag poll.

The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free." One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room.He stood with his hands on his hips and said, "I'm not free. I'm four."

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

What did King George think of the American colonists? He thought they were revolting!

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?Yeah, it cracked me up!