Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

I started dating the girl across the street. I know what people say, but honestly, lawn distance relationships aren't that hard.

Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organizations. If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness.

Loius Lerner Took A Walk...

IRS reprobate takes the 5th and retires on a cushy pension paid for by you and I.  FINALLY a reporter with cajones, Jason Mattera, steps up.....

Where is ABC? NBC? CNN? CBS? MSNBC? NPR? 60 Minutes???

Where are all the white vans parked on the front lawn waiting......forever?

“Could you call the police?” Lerner begs an elderly woman, while pounding on her door. “Please let me in. These guys are with the press and they’re not leaving me alone.” The elderly woman is heard telling Lerner that she just had surgery and was in no position physically to let her in the house.
But that didn’t stop Lerner. She implores that same elderly woman to open up her garage instead.
“It’s almost a perfect proxy for her actions in the targeting scandal,” Mattera said.

  I'l give odds that the neighbor gets an audit....

A Word.... 


When one reviews documents and reads for a living it may behoove one to prepare for the inability to read, let alone see, after having your eyes dilated.

There is 5 hours of vision I will not get back.  Yes, I am a beacon so the rest of you can know....

Lucy, I'm Home!

An old friend is looking for a crib....

Let's just say he has Good Taste.

Leadership Lesson #425261

A comparitive analysis wherein the reader/viewer uses their inherent abilities in deductition & reasoning.

Let us begin. 

 The end.....

 

Wait For It....

Halloween In Texas.... 

Just A Walk In The Park....

Project?

Might be a Fun project...

Friday ....     

 .....no work till Monday !!!

 
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Busy week in Sacto. Heading to Sandy Eggo for a few days. Next week....Denver. I'm taking what they are given cause I'm working for a living....  Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Wrapping Up. 
 

Long week in Sacto.  Heading back to the promised land manana. Rumbear 1 is wheels up at 1600. 

I Has A Goal...


Yeah, laugh away syrup breath...to YOU I say...

Pancakes!

......pass me the Maple syrup

Monday's Pun(s) !!!  

A fat pirate is a vast matey.

If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck him on the bill.

I had an account with a bank in the North Pole, but they froze all my assets.

Kim Kardashian Nude!

Y'all seen the new nudes of Kimmy K yet??  

Yeah, me either......

Seems Aboot Right....

Meanwhile in Chicago.

Nine dead in that simmering cesspool of Liberal policies last week.

There may have been more but....Chicago Police, which counts murders different, have ruled some of those homicides as involuntary manslaughter, justified self-defense or accidents.

They know how to count in Shitcago. 2+2= whateverthehellwesayitdoes.

File Under: Nothing to see here.

I Has a Dream!!

Cue the Gloablawarmingcoolingclimatechanging-ist's

Duh......   

In summary: Reached by The Daily Beast after Obama’s interview aired, one former senior Pentagon official who worked closely on the threat posed by Sunni jihadists in Syria and Iraq was flabbergasted. “Either the president doesn’t read the intelligence he’s getting or he’s bullshitting,” the former official said.


I say both.  What say youse?

It's Aloha Friday ....    

 .....no work till Monday !!!

 
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Long week in Denver. Heading to the mountains for a few days to catch up with some olde friends.  Southbound on Sunday. Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Nuff said.....

Well, hello Friday.  

Live from Denver.....

 
A Silver Lining?

Amidst news of yet another Clinton run for the White House I saw this....

Order yours now before Bill locks them up

Free delivery, to boot!

 


Denver.... 


Ya could start a good collection here....

Rumbear 1   

Wheels up at O Dark Thirty. Northbound for the week....blogging may be light.

 


Communication 

Yur doing it wrong....





 

Nuff said.....

Precious Metal

Reno Gold Race

Indeed.......

Ares Armor

A local gun shop is in a battle with the BATF.  They are spending big $$$ to fight with president Zero's thugs.  The latest is to name a upper reciever after old Zero.

The Libtards are not happy.....

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

Some doting parents are son worshipers.

Global warming campaigners lament the invention of the infernal combustion engine.

People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.

Meanwhile in Chicago  


Just another fun loving weekend in that toddling town with the strictest gun control in the Nation...

Two people were killed and at least 30 others — including a 12-year-old boy — were wounded in weekend shootings across the city.
The most recent fatal shooting happened Saturday evening in the Humboldt Park neighborhood on the West Side.

30 shot with two fatalities.......How's that working for ya??

Why Not Today? 


Grow some canojes Zeke!  Why should you remain on the planet sucking up oxygen, excreting carbon, and harming the ozone, and, well, just taking up space?  Man up Brother, show your stones and let us weak bastids learn our fate...Lead you weak minded simpleton!!

Yes, the simpleton that created Obammy Care wants us all to die at age 75.  Of course, HE only "hopes" to die at 75.  He wants you and I to die at 75. 



Man up....but he won't. Zeke, skin deep, you are a pansy...From a long line of Emanuel wimps. An elitist suedo man, pretending to function here on earth as member of society. You preach, but do not practice. You destroy to maintain that you have achieved. You are a weak Libtard, a soulless person with no basis for living.

Go away Zeke.....Grab your cojones and practice what you preach.....


But he won't.....

 I Can See....




It's gonna be one of those days....

Oldie....

....but goodie.


Cheers!



 

Allibaba? 

I do not pretend to know a darned thing aboot Allibaba Group Holding, LTD and it's billionaire owner.  I do has a question though.....Is the Commie bastard paying his employees a livable wage? 

I'll wait here for an answer......................................................................

It's Aloha Friday ....  

 .....no work till Monday !!!

 
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Busy Friday....in da office this morning, business lunch later. Heavy travel shedyule coming up so looking to refuel with a kick back weekend. LIONS and Chargers on Sunday . Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Lab Rules:

Just Say No To Photobombers...

Scotland!


The vote is in.....


Ahhhh, good luck with that.

Arrrggghhhh!!!!

It's time to get your pirate on.....

Achievements... 


I reached this level on Facebook yesterday....

Cowboys.....

They will figure it out.

True Dat!

 
ISIS vs ISIL?   

Who are we fighting?  The entire world calls the scum running amok in Irac & Syria ISIS.  The Islamic State of Iraq & Syria. So what does president Zero, Our Hero call these mongrels?  ISIL.....wha, what, who?

ISIL....Islamic State of Iraq & Levant. 

Well Olde Zero, being smarter than the average jackass, is pulling one over on you.  He comes from the tell the lie often and repeat it at every opportunity crowd.  I guess he is hoping that the ISIS nimrods catch on to his word play & change their name.

So Rumbear, what's the big deal?  They are still bad guys, right?  Well, lemme ask you...what is the Levant? Hmmm......?*

*Israel.

That's right boys & girls, president Zero is lumping Israel and it's land, in with these ISIS punks.  That's why he uses ISIL and no one else does.

File Under: Stoopid Crap Our president Pulls.

 



Yardwork...

...gone bad.  

Bill Murray...

Plays guitar, because he can.  Nice back up by some guy named Clapton.