Tuesday, October 21, 2014





Mutt.

Yannow You Screwed Up...

Right?








Don't Get Me Wrong....







Billy Is An Idiot....

Just saying.....







Yeah....I like It That Way.....


Toby....


BOOM!



HBD to me. 

In the year of our Lord 2014.

I made it....

Pops...I made it.  Miss you man.






Monday, October 20, 2014

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 



The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things.

The carpenter came round the other day, he made the best entrance I have ever seen.

The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'

Sunday, October 19, 2014





Wisdumb... 









We Are In Good Hands.... 


On Friday, Obama announced plans to appoint Democratic operative Ron Klain his Ebola response coordinator, a move that was heavily criticized.....

Saturday, October 18, 2014

 

Range Menu-Mock Armadillo? 

Class starts in five minutes.....scurry on over to Brigid's place for the details.

Eating good in the neighborhood.

 









Wait For It.....
Fat Lesbians! 

I thought that might get your attention.  

Surely you have heard that without those nasty Republican spending cuts the NIH would have had a cure for Obola by now, right?  So where did the NIH spend it's money?  

Well,...

- the agency has spent $2,873,440 trying to figure out why lesbians are obese
- $466,642 on why fat girls have a tough time getting dates
-another $2,075,611 was spent encouraging old people to join choirs.
-$2,466,482 went to Danny Resnic to develop “origami condoms,” in male, female, and anal versions. 
-$2,101,064 on wearable insoles and buttons that can track a person’s weight

You get the picture.  Need more?  Go Here.  You can even see Danny's video and learn more aboot the origami condom.

 
Of Course He Is.... 

president Zero is right on top of things....hand wringing, dithering, fretting, prevaricating, spinning, fundraising, golfing, and not making any decisions.  That's our leader!

Obama putting key priorities on hold until after midterm election



I wonder why??

(That's a rhetorical question for you folks in Rio Linda...)












Epic Photo Shoot....


 


Fundraiser in LA

Guess who be coming to town? These posters went up in Brentwood.  I like this guy.

Get out yur wallets my pretties!








Friday, October 17, 2014






Well.....

duh........
It's Aloha Friday ....     

 .....no work till Monday !!!


 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 

Busy week in Sandy Eggo. No travel till late next week. Red Wings in a Home & Home with da Maple Leafs. Catch up on some case files, and a little lounging aboot Rumbear Manor are on the To Do list
  Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....



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Thursday, October 16, 2014



















Indeed.....

shIT Gets Real... 

president Zero cancelled not one but two fundraisers to hold a let's talk aboot ebola confab. 

The president had planned to leave Wednesday afternoon to attend a Democratic Senate Campaign Committee fundraiser in Union, N.J., followed by a campaign rally with Connecticut Democrats featuring Gov. Dan Malloy in Bridgeport, Conn. The White House is working to reschedule that trip before the Nov. 4 election.

 He then took to the airwaves and appointed a woman with no medical experience to spearhead the effort.

It remains unclear as to which golf course he left for following the broadcast....








The Obola Czar

The Libtards are busy trying to blame you know who for ebola. The meme is that the Bushies cut programs that would have allowed for the finding of a cure.  The arrogance is palpable.  Of course we would have found a cure if the Libtards had been able to spend money....spending cures everything in Libtardville.

Yet, when you scratch a little deeper it turns out there were no cuts.  The National Institute for Health (NIH) is part of the Health and Human Services Department. Real spending at that agency has increased nine-fold since 1970 and now tops $900 billion. Oh, if we could all endure such “funding slides,” eh?

In fact, president Zero has his own ebola czar stationed on the forefront of the battle.  Forward!!

Dr. Nicole Lurie, explains that the responsibilities of her office are “to help our country prepare for, respond to and recover from public health threats.” She says her major priority is to help the country prepare for emergencies and to “have the countermeasures—the medicines or vaccines that people might need to use in a public health emergency. So a large part of my office also is responsible for developing those countermeasures.”

Or, as National Journal rather glowingly puts it, “Lurie’s job is to plan for the unthinkable. A global flu pandemic? She has a plan. A bioterror attack? She’s on it. Massive earthquake? Yep. Her responsibilities as assistant secretary span public health, global health, and homeland security.” A profile of Lurie quoted her as saying, “I have responsibility for getting the nation prepared for public health emergencies—whether naturally occurring disasters or man-made, as well as for helping it respond and recover. It’s a pretty significant undertaking.” Still another refers to her as “the highest-ranking federal official in charge of preparing the nation to face such health crises as earthquakes, hurricanes, terrorist attacks, and pandemic influenza.”

So how's that working Dr. Lurie? Doctor? Helloooo? 

Buehler???.....

Monday, October 13, 2014

Imbeciles.  

We are being lead by imbeciles.  The Pentagon says Globall Warming Presents Immediate Threat.

Lord love a duck.

WASHINGTON — The Pentagon released a report Monday asserting decisively that climate change poses an immediate threat to national security, with increased risks from terrorism, infectious disease, global poverty and food shortages. It also predicted rising demand for military disaster response as extreme weather creates more global humanitarian crises.

Lest ye forget......the purpose of the military is to kill people and break things.  Nothing more, nothing less.


What's next ?  Zombies?  Space aliens?


Monday's Pun(s) !!! 


When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge. One might say it was an escapea.

Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.












Curse You Miley Cyrus!




Pink!   

Support Breast Cancer Awareness!  Except......YOU.

An energy company’s charitable donation toward breast-cancer research was met last week with allegations of “pink-washing,” while the advocacy group Breast Cancer Action called its awareness-raising drill bits “the most ludicrous piece of pink sh*t” seen all year.

Baker Hughes, one of the leading energy companies in the country, announced recently that it planned to renew its annual $100,000 donation to breast cancer charity Susan G. Komen for the Cure. The company is also installing 1,000 pink drill bits for its fracking sites, and when it ships them, it will include information packets about breast cancer.

Cue the bizarrely Freudian liberal outrage.


Seems Aboot Right.....  


Hat tip to Proof!
Glowball Warming...  



Meanwhile in Michigan.....








Detroit Lions  


Got a new kicker.....

Same result.......





Wendy Davis...

...is getting desperate in her Texas campaign.  

Why does she hate people in wheelchairs and babies?