Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Fan Mail From Some Flounder....* 




JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT


A Republican man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
the waitress for a cup of coffee.
He looked across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested
that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a
hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down,
and asked the waitress for a cup of
hot tea.

He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,
"Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth,

sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey!

How's about getting' me a cold mug of Budweiser?"

He too looked across the restaurant and asked,

"Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give
him a cold beer.
"On my tab," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."

The Republican felt strength come back into his legs,

got up, and walked out the door, thankful to Jesus.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed."

The Libertarian felt his back
straightening, and grateful to the Lord, he raised his hands,
praised the Lord, and walked out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled,

"Don't touch me...I'm collecting disability."






* Moose & Squirrel.

Tuesday, October 21, 2014





Mutt.

Yannow You Screwed Up...

Right?








Don't Get Me Wrong....







Billy Is An Idiot....

Just saying.....







Yeah....I like It That Way.....


Toby....


BOOM!



HBD to me. 

In the year of our Lord 2014.

I made it....

Pops...I made it.  Miss you man.






Monday, October 20, 2014

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 



The doors just broke, I could fix it, but it hinges on other things.

The carpenter came round the other day, he made the best entrance I have ever seen.

The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'

Sunday, October 19, 2014





Wisdumb... 









We Are In Good Hands.... 


On Friday, Obama announced plans to appoint Democratic operative Ron Klain his Ebola response coordinator, a move that was heavily criticized.....

Saturday, October 18, 2014

 

Range Menu-Mock Armadillo? 

Class starts in five minutes.....scurry on over to Brigid's place for the details.

Eating good in the neighborhood.

 









Wait For It.....
Fat Lesbians! 

I thought that might get your attention.  

Surely you have heard that without those nasty Republican spending cuts the NIH would have had a cure for Obola by now, right?  So where did the NIH spend it's money?  

Well,...

- the agency has spent $2,873,440 trying to figure out why lesbians are obese
- $466,642 on why fat girls have a tough time getting dates
-another $2,075,611 was spent encouraging old people to join choirs.
-$2,466,482 went to Danny Resnic to develop “origami condoms,” in male, female, and anal versions. 
-$2,101,064 on wearable insoles and buttons that can track a person’s weight

You get the picture.  Need more?  Go Here.  You can even see Danny's video and learn more aboot the origami condom.

 
Of Course He Is.... 

president Zero is right on top of things....hand wringing, dithering, fretting, prevaricating, spinning, fundraising, golfing, and not making any decisions.  That's our leader!

Obama putting key priorities on hold until after midterm election



I wonder why??

(That's a rhetorical question for you folks in Rio Linda...)












Epic Photo Shoot....


 


Fundraiser in LA

Guess who be coming to town? These posters went up in Brentwood.  I like this guy.

Get out yur wallets my pretties!








Friday, October 17, 2014






Well.....

duh........
It's Aloha Friday ....     

 .....no work till Monday !!!


 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 

Busy week in Sandy Eggo. No travel till late next week. Red Wings in a Home & Home with da Maple Leafs. Catch up on some case files, and a little lounging aboot Rumbear Manor are on the To Do list
  Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....



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Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Thursday, October 16, 2014



















Indeed.....

shIT Gets Real... 

president Zero cancelled not one but two fundraisers to hold a let's talk aboot ebola confab. 

The president had planned to leave Wednesday afternoon to attend a Democratic Senate Campaign Committee fundraiser in Union, N.J., followed by a campaign rally with Connecticut Democrats featuring Gov. Dan Malloy in Bridgeport, Conn. The White House is working to reschedule that trip before the Nov. 4 election.

 He then took to the airwaves and appointed a woman with no medical experience to spearhead the effort.

It remains unclear as to which golf course he left for following the broadcast....








The Obola Czar

The Libtards are busy trying to blame you know who for ebola. The meme is that the Bushies cut programs that would have allowed for the finding of a cure.  The arrogance is palpable.  Of course we would have found a cure if the Libtards had been able to spend money....spending cures everything in Libtardville.

Yet, when you scratch a little deeper it turns out there were no cuts.  The National Institute for Health (NIH) is part of the Health and Human Services Department. Real spending at that agency has increased nine-fold since 1970 and now tops $900 billion. Oh, if we could all endure such “funding slides,” eh?

In fact, president Zero has his own ebola czar stationed on the forefront of the battle.  Forward!!

Dr. Nicole Lurie, explains that the responsibilities of her office are “to help our country prepare for, respond to and recover from public health threats.” She says her major priority is to help the country prepare for emergencies and to “have the countermeasures—the medicines or vaccines that people might need to use in a public health emergency. So a large part of my office also is responsible for developing those countermeasures.”

Or, as National Journal rather glowingly puts it, “Lurie’s job is to plan for the unthinkable. A global flu pandemic? She has a plan. A bioterror attack? She’s on it. Massive earthquake? Yep. Her responsibilities as assistant secretary span public health, global health, and homeland security.” A profile of Lurie quoted her as saying, “I have responsibility for getting the nation prepared for public health emergencies—whether naturally occurring disasters or man-made, as well as for helping it respond and recover. It’s a pretty significant undertaking.” Still another refers to her as “the highest-ranking federal official in charge of preparing the nation to face such health crises as earthquakes, hurricanes, terrorist attacks, and pandemic influenza.”

So how's that working Dr. Lurie? Doctor? Helloooo? 

Buehler???.....