Monday, October 01, 2007

OU812?
Cannibal puns! Why? I do not know....

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one looks at the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
Cannibal with indigestion...."It must have been someone I ate"
Did you here about the cannibals who ate a priest because they wanted to get a taste of religion.
Did you hear about the cannibals that moved to the country? Yeah it was a man with his wife and they ate kids!
Did you hear about the frustrated cannibal that threw up his hands!
The cannibal passed his brother in the woods.
Cannibal Games...swallow the leader.
A tribe of cannibals caught and ate a saint who had been sent to them as a missionary. They all became violently ill. Goes to show that you can't keep a good man down.
Never upset a cannibal. You might end up in hot water!
What did the cannibal get from his wife when he came home late for dinner? A cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the cannibal that was expelled from school? He was caught buttering up his teacher.
The cannibals cookbook..."How To Serve Your Fellow Man"

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