Not Dead.

El Presidente Bush has trekked up to Capital Hill with his wallet opened in an attempt to secure enough votes to "revive" the "McCain-Kennedy Give an Illegal Alien a Country Act". Flashing cash in front of a US Congressperson is like dangling a corn dog in front of a Dorkfish...you are gonna catch something! Michele Malkin has a list of the Dork---, er Senators, being targeted.

The latest ruse being proffered has us rubes out here being told that there will be a $4.4 billion border security package in the new bill. Yeah, that's it, an enforcement package with shiny new cars, and a fence and more badges for thousands of agents to be hired and and and all those things. It's like the scene from Napoleon Dynamite when Pedro is running for office and says "Vote for me and your wildest dreams will come true." Indeed, the supporters are willing to say or do anything to get your support. C'mon, remember that bill last fall on the fence that "must" be built? It said it in the legislation...it even provided funding for the 700 miles of fence. Where is it? Precisely. The same thing will happen to these border security provisions several months down the road....."What border security provisions?" Will echo through the halls of Congress.

Corn dog anyone?