Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

Does working for UPS make you a professional boxer?

When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker.

The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.

National Preparedness Month. 

president Zero, Our Hero, has declared this month National Preparedness Month.  He wants us to be all set when the Glowball Warming hits....or something.  

So how does the average Rumbear prepare?  I buy more ammo. My thinking is that the guy with the most ammo will prolly be able to scrounge up what he needs after any event. ;-) 

Your mileage may vary....



 

 


A Democrat.... 

...Sentenced to Jail??!!

Shocked!  I am shocked, I say!













Dumb ass got caught.....

Art.... 


Maybe there is something to it......

Ah HEM...  

Several of my longtime readers, okay, both of them...... lamented the post aboot Legendary, Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, award winning rocker, Bob Seger, and the release of his new album.  My reply is/was buried as a comment.  I repost it here for your edification......

Such negativity....could be all those Hollywood Nights while you were a Traveling Man running Against The Wind begging someone to just Roll Me Away. Perhaps it was those Night Moves when you were on Mainstreet and did not Get Out Of Denver quick enough. Of course, having traveled like a Ramblin Gamblin Man from the Nutbush City Limits who could blame you if you said I Think I'm Going To Katmandu? Maybe its just time to put on some Old Time Rock & Roll and admit that Rock & Roll Never Forgets.....

 

Amen Brother.....

Wait For It...... 

 
 
Oh NOES!!!!! 

Celebrities and billionaires left powerless as their multimillion-dollar Malibu homes are mercilessly battered by huge waves

But as these pictures prove, they are currently contending with a bigger threat in their exclusive gated community - their multimillion-dollar homes are getting battered by huge waves which are spilling over into their seaside showplaces.

The erosion of the beach means the celebrities and billionaires who live along the exclusive beach stretch of Malibu Colony are powerless to protect their guarded houses from the forces of nature.

Weapons Grade Stupidity...


She was the Speaker of the House and two heart beats away from being President.  Time for California to rake up their nuts and dispose of them....

A Six Week Vacation!! 


Sounds good to the olde Rumbear.  Particularly if I don't need to leave the Manor.

Ahhh the wonders of photoshop....

It's Aloha Friday Saturday .... 

 .....no work till Monday !!!

 
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Busy Friday....so busy I loaded and forgot to "Post" this. Heatwave continues in Sandy Eggo....tired of the humidity. LIONS on for Game #1 on Sunday and the the Chargers for afternoon game. Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


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Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Splain This To Me...

Israel is attacked by HAMASS with non stop rockets and responds by launching an attack on the Gaza. 

Bronco Bama and his Libtard friends react in horror condemning Israel. Those heathen Jews....

Tonight, Bronco Bama announces that he will be blasting ISIS for....a couple be headings and something or other  and .....

How long until the world condemns president NoBell Peace Prize???

Just axing....

Murdering Ray Lewis 


That retired ex Pro Bowel linebacker for the Ravens, Murdering Ray Lewis, was on the radio today.  Seems he was offended by the comparisons between Ray "knockout" Rice and his badself.

You remember Ray Lewis...he was "allegedly" involved in that "incident" wherein a guy was murdered, uh, died.  Ray beat the rap though...seems the witnesses also "died" or were otherwise unavailable to testify.  

Pro Bowel career here he comes!

So the escapades of Ravens running back Ray Rice and his knockout punch of his wife are now center stage. Some talking head had the temerity to compare Murdering Ray to Knockout Ray.  Uh Huh, no you didn't,....Murdering Ray stated that he was a trying to be a "mentor" to Ray Rice and teach him how to stay out of trouble....

Rush Limbaugh summed it up nicely.....

…”Whether Ray Lewis was successful as a mentor depends entirely on your perspective.”

BOOM! 

 Drop the mike……….

Bronco Bama Rides Agin!



Grab your cards friends! Olde Bronco is gonna lay out his plan to save the world tonight.  In the span of a mere two weeks he has gone from "we don't have a plan" to TaDahhhhhhhhh....

WTH??!!!   


San Diego UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT is getting an MRAP.  For what?  What on God's green earth does a school district need an MRAP for? This is absolutely ridiculous.   

Okay....  


...just don't get my hair wet.....

Seems Legit... 



....and they are not axing for money.

Clear. 


As in it is becoming "clear" that several of youse did not take me up on my challenge ....don't make me name names......

Rockin Bob 

New album coming out from the original American Rocker. Get some.

Clickyclicky

It All Becomes Clear..... 

Great Day at the Ranch... 

Spent the day up at Mataguay Scout Ranch working as Range Master/Instructor on the shooting range.  We had about 70 scouts trying to get their Rifle Merit Badge.  Thunder in the afternoon threatened to end the proceedings but we kept at it.  

All in all a good day!

Science!!

Do it right and be AMAZED!*

*Otherwise, run for your life!

It's Aloha Friday .... 

 .....no work till Monday !!!

 
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Busy week followed by a busy weekend...Just back from a business road trip and off to the ranch for some range time. Bak on Sunday????... Monday has the LIONS on for Game #1 and the the Chargers for game #2....Ribs & Chicken are gonna be the order of the day!! Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


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Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Four Days On The Road And... 


I am home tonight.


Whew!  Busy week in Sacramento.  Back home for a day and then off to the mountains.

Monday's Pun(s) !!!  In-laws are merger acquisitions. The fruit farmer is berry competitive in his field. I used to have a pet leech. It was attached to me.