Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.

An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher.

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

"Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak arabic, love music, and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers, and warriors."

Hunter S. Thompson

 


It's a Dog's Life..... 

18 Years in The Bay Area...

Living on the impoverished South End of Sausalito and roaming the mean streets of Marin County....

This seems aboot right.....

It's Aloha Friday....        
.....no work till Monday !!!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

  Jeebus.. another weekend without Red Wing Hockey. Fricking OhLimpIcs.  Yard work, Sunday at the range and may even go camping. Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

So, I Said..... 

and he did.

Every Picture Tells a Story...... 
 

 


Wait For It..... 

Valentines Day is Coming.....


Just a reminder.

 



Concealed Carry......  

Chef Boy R Deeeeee...

Mmmmmm, Mmmmm good!

 

Can I Get An Amen!??

A Republican What?! 



Those wacky folks down in Sandy Eggo done went and elected themselves a Republican Mayor!  Kevin Faulconer won the Special Election on Tuesday finishing almost 10% points ahead of the Democrat twerp. The election was the result of the former Mayor/Pervert resigning from office when a Platoon of women came forward with tawdry stories of his boorish behavior. 

This is a big one for the almost dead in California GOP!  The Union hacks threw everything they had behind their shill, David Alvarez.  With little experience in office for the 33 year old City Councilman to run on he went right into the dirt for his the base painting Mayor Faulconer as a 1%. $4.2 million in union funds poured in. Sandy Fluke and even olde president Zero, Our Hero weighed in endorsing the diminutive Democrat.

Outspent by over a million dollars, Mayor Faulconer, (yeah, I like saying that) soldiered on.  In the end, the people voted. They tossed aside the Unions, their imported thugs, and race baiting tactics.

For now, the Give Us Free Crap Express has been derailed....

Congratulations, Mister Mayor!
 

UPDATE:  Obama Turnout Machine Crashes in San Diego—Loses Mayor’s Race by Nine Points.

A Love Story... 

Alan and Sandra lived on a cove at Gull Lake .

It was winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen over.

Alan asked Sandra if she would walk across the frozen part of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and beer.

She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just put it on our tab.

Old man Stacey won't mind."

So Sandra, being the good wife walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at the store and then walked back home across the cove.

When she got home with the items she said, "Alan, you always tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey's store.

Why didn't you just give me some money?"

Alan replied, "Well, Sandra, I didn't want to send you out there with cash when I wasn't sure how thick the ice was!"

A love story like this almost brings tears to my eyes........

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

I thought I packed a memory card for my camera, but I forgot it.

Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.

I usually take steps to avoid elevators.

Deano & Duke...

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

I simply must find a new podiatrist. My podiatrist has developed such a callus attitude.

I have invented crockery that comes to me when I whistle. My cup runneth over.

I chose my gastroenterologist based on gut feeling.

Do's & Don'ts....

Some good tips on dealing with LEO's when pulled over and carrying.  The comment section is entertaining.  I wonder  if the table pounding 2nd Amendment fans realize the disconnect of thier view with reality.  Kind of like a bicyclist asserting that he has right of way over the 3/4 ton pick up....the assertion of same will result in your getting hurt, not the truck.  

My advice is to use your head in the exchange.  As they say in the video, the officer can't see your halo.

Sooper Bowel...  

Nothing super about this game.  Broncos got clubbed like a harp seal. The SeaThugs actually played a clean game....for once.



Best revelation of the afternoon was that "24" is coming back.

It's Aloha Friday....*        
.....no work till Monday !!!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


A little Red Wing Hockey on Friday Night. LGRW !!!!! (Ed Note: WINGS WIN in Shoot Out!!) Saturday time to attack the Honey-Do list.  Sunday will be Super.  Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

* That's a first...I prepped this and did not post it....
 

The Red Rocket # 1 from jerry mercer on Vimeo.

PDQ.....

A blast from the olde flying days.  "JG" was my boss way back in 1975-77.  PDQ Air Charter out of KPTK.  Freight pilots had t-shirts that said...."If you ain't PDQ, you ain't shit!"  Tru dat.

This is his fifth airplane build.