Saturday, October 18, 2014

Fat Lesbians! 

I thought that might get your attention.  

Surely you have heard that without those nasty Republican spending cuts the NIH would have had a cure for Obola by now, right?  So where did the NIH spend it's money?  


- the agency has spent $2,873,440 trying to figure out why lesbians are obese
- $466,642 on why fat girls have a tough time getting dates
-another $2,075,611 was spent encouraging old people to join choirs.
-$2,466,482 went to Danny Resnic to develop “origami condoms,” in male, female, and anal versions. 
-$2,101,064 on wearable insoles and buttons that can track a person’s weight

You get the picture.  Need more?  Go Here.  You can even see Danny's video and learn more aboot the origami condom.

1 comment:

Buck said...

Heh. Apropos o' "fat lesbians," I have a friend of over 30 years standing in that category, which would include all of HER friends, as well. One does wonder about how and/or why that is... but not $2.9 million Yankee Dollars worth.