Respect My Authority! cried the yet to be identified Chicago Cop as he arrested the young ruffian for, wait for it, throwing a snowball, accurately. Yes, with visions of Elliot Ness rounding up the thugs from the mean streets of Shitcago, Officer Snowball had the 13 year old boy charged with a FELONY.
According to police, a 13-year-old boy was charged as a juvenile with
felony aggravated battery against a police officer Wednesday after he
hit the officer in the arm with a snowball while the officer was parked
in his vehicle in the 4900 block of West Congress Parkway about 3:20
Apparently no other crimes were committed that day in one of the countries leading Murder Capitals. The Thin Blue Line has held. Thus, justice has been served....
FILE UNDER: WTF, Over?