Monday, December 23, 2013

Monday's Christmas Pun(s) !!!!!!!

Nothing like a good groan to help you through Christmas!!

Ah! Christmas! The one day of the year we can all say our children are truly gifted!

Scrooge loves all the reindeer equally, because every buck is dear to him.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What does December have that other months don't have?
The letter D.

What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
They both drop their needles.


"Why don't we ever hear about 'Olive,' the 10th reindeer?" asked Bert.
"What 10th Reindeer?" asked Scott.
"You know. Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

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