Quickies...Halloween Style  

Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

Where does Dracula water ski?
On Lake Erie
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers