Blind Squirrel Finds Nutt...or

Tales From The  Red Line

More Sarin gas intrigue this week as president Zero worked frantically to paint himself into a corner.  He was having difficulty keeping up when, Genghis John let slip a blooper.  Olde John Kerry, the warrior prince, first said the attack would be unbelievably small. Which caused John McCain to have a
elderly brain fart.  Then The Warrior said that maybe if Syria gave up their poison gas we would not bomb.  Almost immediately the State Department began denying the statement as a gaffe.  

Then a funny thing happened. Russia, through the brave and powerful Pooty Poot, saw an opportunity and said they were in and Syria accepted the premise.  What say you president Zero with your speech to the masses scheduled for Tuesday? More ventilating from the State Department about how it was an off the cuff comment and not a proposal until.....

president Zero latched onto the gaffe and said yeah, that's right, olde Pooty and I discussed this at the summit. Yeah, that's it.  Thus, began 20 hours of John Kerry backpedaling ....it was not a gaffe, no way!  Smart diplomacy is what it was.  By golly president Zero planned this! Has the blind squirrel found a nut? 

Except everyone knows it is a line of crap. Putin is playing president Zero like a cheap violin.  Olde Zero is running, spinning as fast as he can to get in front of the opposition to his bombing plan and try to call it a parade in his honor.

Speech is on for this evening. It will be Zero's finest hour.....just ask him.