John McCain 

America's Maverick, you know... everybodies favorite failed Presidential candidate, Keating Five Co-Conspirator, ner do well West Point student, crappy fighter pilot, and failure as a Senator, (D) John McCain, was caught playing on line poker on his cell phone while the Senate debated whether or not to pass a resolution sending our Troops into harm's way.  


Shortly afterward, McCain came clean in a sarcastic tweet posted on his Twitter account that began with the word, "Scandal!"
McCain wrote that he'd been caught playing on his phone during a hearing that, he quickly pointed out, exceeded three hours.
The senator added, "Worst of all, I lost!"

No John, America lost. Please go home to Arizona you doddering olde fool.

UPDATE: Later that day the Maverick voted to send our troops to war.  No word on the +/- on his gambling exploits.