Full Service Law Firm...

Apparently that phrase has a different meaning to at least one Illinois attorney.

An attorney who had sex in exchange for office supplies for her legal practice and later pleaded guilty to prostitution charges has agreed to have her law license suspended for three years, state records show.

 Sure, but I bet her student loans are paid off.

The ARDC complaint accuses Bajaj of criminal conduct and making false statements in both a disciplinary matter and on her bar application by not disclosing her work as a call girl.

So here is a tip from the olde Rumbear....When applying for Bar membership in Illinois remember to disclose your past work as a prostitute. To put it another way, failing to disclose your past as a whore may have consequences when you are applying to be a legal whore.**

I know...

You're welcome...

** Let the lawyer jokes begin.