Monday, February 11, 2013

Just In Time!

That's right folks. Just in time for Tuesday's "Reading of the Prompter" we here at the Chronicles had another uh, gross, of Barack's BS Bingo cards printed up.  Stop by our centrally located offices and pick some up....or just cut & paste this card on to some recyclable paper and enjoy the show.  

You know the rules by now....

Rules for Barack  Bingo

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullshit Bingo Card"

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases during the speech.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"


Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players: 

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - Mohamed M., Boston 

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - Joe B.,   Connecticut 

“The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Hon. John R., Washington DC

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." - Hillary C, Chappaqua, NY

"There's a fly on his lip again."  Anon, San Diego

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