Monday, July 23, 2012

Penn State... 


Off with their heads!  OFF with their heads!!


NCAA libtards announced their knee jerk reaction to the news that fabled coach Joe "Joe Pa" Paterno was actually "Joe Perv" today.  Since Joe Perv has already assumed room temperature and Jerry Sandusky is getting fitted for soap on a rope, the NCAA, in it's infinite wisdumb dropped the hammer on the school.  

First, like they do in all good commie countries, the statue of Joe Perv was removed from in front of the stadium in the pre-dawn hours. Out of sight, out of mind.  (Saddam, Lenin, Tito, Mussolini, Amin, and soon.... Chavez)

Then the talking head of NCAAville said...

Emmert said the sanctions imposed are as follows:
  • NCAA is imposing a fine of $60 million on the University (equivalent to proceeds of one year) — An endowment will be established to be used around the nation to serve victims of child abuse
  • Penn State Football will be banned from bowl games and post season play for 4 years
  • Initial scholarship reduced from 25 to 15 per year for four years
  • Enter, returning athletes are able to transfer and immediately complete
  • NCAA to vacate all wins of the football team from 1998 to 2011 and record will reflect change
  • Football program on 5-year probationary period
  • NCAA reserve right to initiate an investigation and impose sanctions on individuals
The NCAA said other corrective actions will be put into place to ensure the changes occur.


Because nothing ensures change after the fact like a good shafting by bureaucrats.   That' right....in the greatest exhibition of utter nonsense since Farmer Bob moved to save his horses by closing the barn door after they all left, Penn State has been punished.  Well, everybody who attends Penn State in the future has been punished.  Those guys from the past....uh, not so much.


Thanks Joe Perv.

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