Gaaaaahhhh! 


Just swimmin along in the Pottawatahatchiecoochie River and BAM! Yur arm is gone.  Jeebus, I'll take the shark sightings and earthquakes....


A Florida teenager has lost his right arm below the elbow to an attacking alligator.
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino told Fort Myers television station WBBH  the teen's arm was still inside the 11-foot alligator when it was hunted down and killed Monday evening.

Frickin lizards.  Shoot em....shoot every damn one of them. Free shoes for the wimmins & chillern!!

Wait....

Officials say it's alligator mating season and attacks are not uncommon.


Well, I guess it's okay then.....