Leads the Way.
Son Number Two was part of the honor guard for the event. Rick Perry made an impression on him.
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“I think he was kind of a dick yesterday,” Halperin said, after first checking if the broadcast was on a 7-second delay to allow for correcting four-letter FCC violations.
The dentist put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure.
Do you know why Noah's ark was built out of wood? They didn't have arc welders back then.
The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.
WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama drove the cart and House Speaker John Boehner celebrated a short putt during their much anticipated golf outing Saturday at a military base outside the nation's capital.
Vice President Joe Biden earned the commander in chief's approval when he sank a 15-to-20 foot putt on the first hole, a par five, at Joint Base Andrews.
"Did you all catch that?" Obama shouted to reporters gathered near the green.Oh the drama!
We hated Reagan because he hailed from another country, or another version of this country, a strangely idyllic ranch outside Santa Barbara, California. That place had no place in our parents’ iconic 1970s New Yorker poster — of a commanding but caricatured worldview, looking west from 9th Avenue. Hence it had no place for us. From our cultured, concrete canyons, the Reagan Ranch was and would remain terra incognita.
We hated Reagan because the grown-ups around us snickered at his old-time movie roles in Bedtime for Bonzo and Knute Rockne, All American. That we, at tender ages, were perfectly enamored of The Muppet Movie and E.T. and Rocky and Chariots of Fire bothered no one. We hated Reagan because MAD magazine mocked his interior secretary with the caption “Watt…We Worry!” Because New York Times editorials tended to sublimate MAD’s bias, at age twelve we gladly took out our first Gray Lady subscriptions — to the nodding approval of the grown-ups around us.
Purchasing tires made me aware of inflationary pressures.
The unveiling of the statue was a monumental occasion.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
That religious fellow fell for the same scam two times in a row. He is a burned again Christian.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup.