Saturday, June 18, 2011


Four! er, FORE!

The free world waits as the four asshats of the apocalypse take to the front nine. At least Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned.

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama drove the cart and House Speaker John Boehner celebrated a short putt during their much anticipated golf outing Saturday at a military base outside the nation's capital.

Vice President Joe Biden earned the commander in chief's approval when he sank a 15-to-20 foot putt on the first hole, a par five, at Joint Base Andrews.

"Did you all catch that?" Obama shouted to reporters gathered near the green.

Oh the drama!

On a lighter note...no Wiener news today! (The forgoing notwithstanding.....)

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