A contributor* sent these to me.
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
8. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
9. 52 cards = 1 decacards
10. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
11. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
12. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
(* the polite way of saying I fricking forgot from whence they came.)
