"Smart Alec"?

Off on another trip president Zero, Our Hero has landed in Ireland....his ancestral home....in search of his lost apostrophe. (Yeah, I know...WTH?) When pressed on the statement, Obama produced a short form birth certificate indicating his place of birth was indeed Ireland. All doubt was quashed.

Moving along.....of course traveling in a foreign country one needs a new code name. Seems the one selected by Scotland yard is causing a bit of a stir. 'Chalaque'.
Indarjit Singh, a Punjabi speaker in the UK who is director of the Network of Sikh Organisations, told the Sunday Times the word 'is sometimes used when we want to denigrate someone who we think is too clever for their own good'.

Casting aside the intrigue one local wag was heard to say..."I guess "Dumb Ass"" was already taken"

Undaunted, ole Chalaque headed out from the US Embassy driven by his US driver, in the US made car affectionately called "The Beast", and promptly ran aground while pulling out of the driveway. Thus, demonstrating an apparent flaw in the design of this reportedly state of the art means of transport, the driver merely opened the door to see what he had struck. Having learned during WWII that an immobilized tank, high tech capabilities notwithstanding, was not the safest place to remain for any indeterminate amount of time, Chalaque and his, uh um, laques, dis-embarked on foot back into the Embassy grounds and ordered up a second "Beast". (Hopefully with more clearance) Too bad Humvee went out of business, eh wat?

Enjoy the video....