Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Okay okay...it's Wednesday.  I blame Arlo in accounting. Why?  His names Arlo and I am the boss.

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.

A homeless person joining in a riot can basically be heard as a vague rant.

Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.

Oldie but Goodie Category:  Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam"