The Happy Meal Nazi's have struck in Santa Clara. Once again the clarity of thought that is thankfully indigenous to the Bay Area provides help for the weak, downtrodden, chillern who are being coerced in to buying fast food. Yes, being enticed by a low grade, plastic, POS toy from China is the reason our youth are pleasantly plump.
Dr. Dan Delgado, director of a county program that targets childhood obesity, said the toys are a powerful lure for children, encouraging them to eat unhealthy food, which then helps cause obesity.
Which, of course, leads to low self esteem, poor dental hygeine, glowball warming, rickets, lumpuckeroo of the blowhole and bad laws in Arizona.
Once again,we have been saved from ourselves. Praise the Lord, pass the ammunition.
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