Cheers!

Those wacky Brits (they hate it when ya call them that!) are at it again. Improving the lot of the downtrodden one regulation at a time. The latest? banning "Happy Hour", because, well, apparently the powers that be are damned tired of the citizens being happy.

LONDON (AP) - Britain is considering a ban on "happy hour" discounts at bars and restaurants to curb drinking, a spokesman said Saturday, as health advocates warned that a rise in liver-related deaths among young people may signal a future epidemic.

What the heck is a "health advocate"?