Nader's In!

Yes! Just when you had given of hope of a viable candidate from either of the too big parties...Ralph Nader rides in !! (Que the applause)

At the press conference announcing his 83rd presidential bid the collected members of the press all shouted in unison "WHY?!" Of course there was that one wag from MSNBC who asked the always insightful question "Ralph who?"

A campaign spokepersonwomenmanbearpig declined to answer these pointed inquiries and instead directed the peoples to his Wikipedia website.

Ralph, because you wanted a choice!