Happy Columbus Day!

That's right, today is the day we celebrate Columbus, Ohio. Why a town in Ohio warrants a day to honor itself is beyond me. After all, it is Ohio. Nevertheless, it is a federal holiday and we must respect such authority. So fire up the BBQ, grab a cold adult beverage and roast some chestnuts on an open fire...or gather the family around and exchange presents while feasting on turkey or maybe just set off some fireworks in celebration of this "joyous" day.

Ya gotta wonder what that olde guy Chris Columbus thought when he discovered Ohio and found a town named after him. Go figure.

Me? I'm working.