Monday's "Patriotic" Pun(s) !!!!!

In 1774 Betsy Ross asked a group of colonists for their opinion of the flag she had made. It was the first flag poll.

The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free." One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room.He stood with his hands on his hips and said, "I'm not free. I'm four."

Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington? Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

What did King George think of the American colonists? He thought they were revolting!

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?Yeah, it cracked me up!