Whooooooo, New Jewelry!

Paris Hilton was released from jail last night after serving 3 days of her 45 day sentence for being a, well, horses ass. She was awarded a GPS ankle bracelet device for her efforts and confined to her mansion in Los Angeles. Upon arriving home she was distraught to learn that shoes and a handbag to match her new ankle bracelet would have to be custom made.

Let down by Gucci....Life is Tough.