Monday, May 14, 2007


Monday's Pun(s) !

Any lawyer will tell you that affidavit is better than none at all.

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"

When chemists die, we barium.

How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.

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