My Mother......

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me IRONY. "When she called me a son of a bitch”

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

THANKS MOM!