Joe Biden Is In!

Senator Joe Biden (D) the closet plagiarizer from Delaware has thrown his hat into the ring for the office of President. Yeah! However, in a "wide ranging" interview released shortly after his announcement, Senator Biden manages to shoot a hole in his hat and hit his left foot all with one bullet!

In discussing the qualifications of his fellow democrat, Senator Obama, ole Joe said this; “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

So, I wonder what the non-mainstream inarticulate, dim witted, unclean, bad looking African-Americans are making of this comment? Nice shootin, Joe. This has to be the shortest Presidential Campaign in history. You can pick your hat up at the door.