Monday, October 16, 2006

Monday's Pun(s)!

(Whooooo....plural not singular!)

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie.

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