Thursday, October 19, 2006


Lawyers in Love……..

If you cup your hand to your ear you can hear the distant sound of papers rustling in the wind……hear it? Those are the lawsuits being prepared as you read this. Lawsuits being drafted by lawyers for the Democratic candidates. As November 7th approaches that sound will reach a crescendo. Lawsuits will be filed for the poor, downtrodden, unfortunate Democrat that did not garner enough votes to “win” his election. Cries of “Voter Fraud!” “My Chad Was Left a Dangling” and that all time favorite “I’ve Been Disenfranchised!” will accompany the early filings at the court clerks office from sea to, ahem, shining sea.

The basis for these suits is being sown now. Every day we are bombarded with stories from the MSM about the latest poll showing the Democrat in (insert your local race here) is so FAR ahead. They can’t lose! Nancy Pelosi has a 100-hour plan and is picking out curtains for her new Speakers office. There is simply no way that Democrats can lose. So let me ask, what happens when they do? Enter the lawyers. File them suits boys. Yeeahhah!, to paraphrase Mr. Dean. Look at the poll data, the surveys, the pundits, and the new curtains…. only one conclusion can be reached …Those Republicans stole the election! Oh, the humanity. Judge, this wrong MUST be corrected.

Mark my words folks. The seeds are planted and maturing nicely. The lawsuits are a coming. Lawyers in love.......Buy stock in your favorite paper company today.

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