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Overheard......

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in
Alaska, California, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah, and Wyoming.

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC

Ain't Happening Here......

MONTGOMERY - Alabama Governor Bob Riley urged his citizens to remain calm on Tuesday, one day after Wal-Mart stores across the state reported a run on ammunition stocks. Pistol and rifle cartridges were out of stock in stores everywhere, although birdshot could still be had in Auburn, Birmingham and here in the capital.

Interviewed in the street, one grim faced citizen told this reporter that while the Russians may have steamrollered through Georgia, “They sure as hell ain’t doing it to Alabama.”

Uh, map please.

Send In the Clowns ...

That every four year train wreck of an event called the Democratic Convention gets underway today. The usual crowd of thieves, whores, and reprobates is gathering in Denver for a week of genuflecting to the anointed one Obamarama Ding Dong and his new side kick Joe O'Biden.

Secret prisons to hide the arrested protesters, a ban on the enforcement of smoking weed in public man, tips to the delegates on how to dring adult beverages at altitude ...... Denver's got it all!

The Pepsi Center is all decked out and there is list of "dignitaries" scheduled to talk down to the attendees that reads like the Monday morning booking sheet from the DC jail. Michele OBama, Jimmy Carter, Nancy Peelosi, John "I Served in Viet Nam" Kerry and Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy.....Oh Boy!

Kennedy, that tumor on the politics of America for oh so many years, is suffering from, oddly enough a malignant tumor, brain cancer. Yet, he will prop himself up and address his fellow liberals in an attempt to provide "unity" to the party. So brave of the old reprobate. As always, Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.

Denied!

They didn't even vet her for the Vice President post. 18 million votes in how many primaries and not even a look. Instead they go with Biden who finished his Presidential run with the same level of support as Stephen Colbert.

Hell hath no fury.....

WTF?!!!!

Joe Biden?

Joe "The Plagiarizer" Biden?

Joe F---in Biden?

That's it? That's the best you found as a Vice Presidential candidate? Good Golly Miss Molly! This is so lame as to be beyond words.

Someone, anyone please edumacate me as to what some lame ass Senate dinosaur like Biden brings to any ticket? Anyone!

Who is running this campaign? Who actually sat up late at nite and said yeah, Joe Biden the guy!? Wholly cow.

If McCain is not careful he might just win this election.

Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

I made a really cheesy pun about quesadillas the other day.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Magazine Cover?

I got yur magazine cover right here.

The implosion continues.....

It's Aloha Friday......

no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Back from scout camp, got to SCUBA dive with me boys!! Cruising in to a weekend!! Y'all have a GREAT one!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Prayers

May God bless you and keep you at his side. I love you and miss you dearly.....

Soft and safe to thee.

Huh?!

I'd say this award is pretty much useless at this point.

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Dutch shoes used to be made in a factory machine, until it got clogged up.

To keep someone from stealing your shipments of smoked salmon, secure them with lox.

Many folks have heard about the plight of the spotted owl but never gave a hoot about it.

Monday's Pun(s)!!!

Why do archers shoot arrows? Could it be they are trying to get a point across?

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.

Uncle Rushhhhhhhhh!

20 years of Uncle Rush. God bless him! Let's have 20 more!!

It's Aloha Friday......

no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Summer Camps for scouts, new clients, Pop Warner Football, looking at buying something that floats ...whew!!! It's the weekend!! Y'all have a GREAT one!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Hello Old Friend...

Still here......Life has been busy. Scouts...three summer camps going off over a three week period. The PCPB seems to be calming. Heading up to Mataguay today to close out one camp. New clients

...... keeping me busy. That's a good thing.

So the postings suffer but with the election coming I'll be around more.

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Old Senators don't die, they just go over the Hill.

The pope, on his 2008 tour in the United States, skipped Mass.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

Tony Snow, RIP

One class act. God bless him and his family. Uncle Rush discusses here.

Soft and safe to thee..

Tuesday's, Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Hey, I gotta works sometimes!

Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.

When I asked if I could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted they assured me I would be covered.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Well, Looky Here...

Seems the MSM's discovered that there is a problem at the site for the sailing venue at the Olympics. I got the tip originally from a friend who is sailing over thar. Well, he's not really sailing as the fotos of his fellow sailors show.

C'mon, you commie bastards...get this fixed!! Maybe they just need some olde "Yankee Ingenuity"!