Airman Down

We lost a good one. Buck over at Exile in Portales has passed away. RIP my friend. 

I'll have something more to say later, but right now its just a little dusty in here.....

Damn. Just damn....

It's Aloha Friday ...     

 .....I Fly Home on Saturday !!!

 
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Christmas is in the air!  Chargers on Saturday night! Lions on Sunday and a little surprise in store. Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Ga Brrrrrrrrr.....

We Report. You Decide......

 

 

 Cousins.....

Messin with the locals.

Oldie...but a goodie....

Ima Guessing... 

...that president Zero, Our Hero, was not worth a damn at those jobs either.

"There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn't hand them their car keys," said the president, adding that, yes, it had happened to him.

Mrs. Obama recalled another incident: "He was wearing a tuxedo at a black-tie dinner, and somebody asked him to get coffee." 

Wishing you and yours the blessings of the season!

Buck! 

Send your thoughts and prayers over to Exile in Portales.  The Master Sargeant is in a bad way ...

Hang in there Buck, we got a Red Wings game tonight!

 

Beware .....



The Elf is not always on the shelf...

Wait for it.....

Monday's Christmas Pun(s) 

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What does December have that other months don't have?
The letter D.

What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
They both drop their needles.

BONUS PUN!

"Why don't we ever hear about 'Olive,' the 10th reindeer?" asked Bert.
"What 10th Reindeer?" asked Scott.
"You know. Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

The Little Angel ..... on the Top of the Christmas Tree!
TRADITIONS.......We here at the Chronicles embrace the Holidaze. Thus, each year a Christmas, (Yes, Christmas) a story is in order. Here's one of the Rumbear's favorites. Gather round kiddies.....

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit; this stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out at heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffeepot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made of. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the tree.

 


LIONS Win!  

Packers Lose!!

First place and a guaranteed playoff spot in the Black & Bruise division....

Merry Christmas!!!

It's Aloha Friday SATURDAY....     

 .....no work till Monday !!!

 
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 
Christmas is in the air!  Tree is up, lights going up. Red Wings  vs Maple Leaf on Saturday Hockey Night in  Canada. Sunday?? Lions & Chargers football, of course!   Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

THAT Was A Turrable Storm...

Back In The Detroit Groove....


Long season still ahead, however the Wings are right where they belong!!! Z and the kids are having a blast and winning games.
 
LGRW !!!!!

Get Some!!!!

Today's Horribly Offensive, but 100% True Joke

Today's Horribly Offensive, but 100% True Joke

 

Courtesy of Cappy Cap. 

 

 

 


Okay, I Made One.... 


What's the BIG deal??

Poetry.....

 Brilliant!!!


Brigid prolly knows this .....

Boom!


"What are we supposed to do — kiss him on both cheeks and say tell us what you know?”

Hard men, doing hard things for your Freedom.  10 years later.....the nattering naybobs of negativity wage debate.

president Pouty Face Weighs In.......

Her comes the lecture.....

FREE Crap!!!!

One For The Diggers....



Wait For It......

 


New Client... 

Litigation...it's not all skittles and rum.....
 

On The Road Again......


Palm Springs for a couple days.  Have Briefs. Will Travel.

Thank you Paladin.....

 


What Up Cuz?

I Did... 


.''.you perverts.  

Just saying.....

Holiday Mask!

Red Wing goalie Petr Mrazek has a new mask for the holidays.

Let It Be Christmas....

When Daddy Let Me Drive....

Grab Your Gin & Tonnica...

It's Time For.....

Go Tell Veronica...

It's Aloha Friday ....     

 .....no work till Monday !!!

 
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
 The Hot Rum Series winds up with a little racing on Windswept. Red Wings  vs Rangers on Saturday Night. Sunday?? Lions & Chargers football, of course!   Y'all have a great weekend!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!


***Yeah, that's Windswept. 57 feet of pure Swan goodness!

It's a Major Award!!!

White Christmas.

Cash.

Are we through here?

White Christmas

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas.

White Christmas?

Racist?

Oh no.

Oh, hell no!!

It is a song about Christmas you ignorant, despicable, opportunists.

Kilroy Was Here!!!

Being an erudite bear aboot town I receive e-mails from friends on topics which occasionally pique my late night interest.  I received one the other day explaining the precise origins of the phrase, Kilroy Was Here!  I found it interesting and set about attempting to post it here on the Chronicles. 

However, I was having trouble with the formatting and decided to go AGOOGLING for a solution...

Voila! The definitive Kilroy page from which the e-mail seems to have been produced.

Enjoy!

Pants Up!  Don't Loot!!

 

Pants Up!  Don't Loot!! Pants Up!  Don't Loot!!  

Pants Up!  Don't Loot!! Pants Up!  Don't Loot!!  

Pants Up!  Don't Loot!! Pants Up!  Don't Loot!!
Pants Up!  Don't Loot!! Pants Up!  Don't Loot!!

Monday's Pun's !!! 

This year I made my Christmas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. I really like a wreath of Franklin.

I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have the gift.

Weapons Grade Ignorance...

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls....I give you, Chris Rock.  He used to be funny, then, like so many entertainers, he felt the need to have opinions. Because, if you are a great entertainer, you must be a genius on everything. One believes that surely everyone needs to be exposed to my wisdom. Wrong, Einstein.

Yet here we have an article wherein Mr. Rock revels in his ignance and displays it for all to see.  

You are an entertainer.  STEM was not your curriculum in college, (assuming you went). Spare us the musings from your swollen brain. Stick with what you know....comedy.



Ed Note:  See also, Alec Baldwin, Bono, Jimmy Buffett, etc, etc, etc.....shut up and be entertaining.

Cheers!