Monday, November 08, 2010


Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.

They owed me a lot of money for the new house - I billed them.

Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that.


Yeah...They Loved Him.

From the Times of India here's the scoop on Barry Sotero's (hey, that's what he went by when in situ) visit to his old country.

The governments central and state may say what they want, but Obama's visit has left a bitter aftertaste in the mouth of the Mumbaikar who is accustomed to sweetness around this time of the year because of the sacrifices the city had to make over Diwali to accommodate this guest.

Now, being a handsome bear about town I knew what a Diwali was. However, for those of you in Rio Linda, I provide some insight:

Diwali,[1] popularly known as the festival of lights, is an important five-day festival in Hinduism, Jainism, and Sikhism, occurring between mid-October and mid-November. For Hindus, Diwali is the most important festival of the year and is celebrated in families by performing traditional activities together in their homes.

So our boy Barry plans his visit, books 800 rooms in the best hotels and lands with his entourage in the middle of a national holiday. Surely they loved him....that what the MSM's tell us. Maybe the Times of India should read them. Party on Barry......


California.... ....the Lindsay Lohan of States.

"If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane" (J. Buffett) ......Failed state, failed governance and the rest of the country is on to ya.

Hey, ho, way to go, Kallyfornia

You've racked up nearly $70 billion in general obligation debt, and that doesn't include your $500 billion unfunded pension liability. Your own analysts predict you'll face a hole of at least $80 billion over the next four years.

Your government's run by a brothel of environmentalists, lawyers, public-sector unions and legislative bums. When they're not taxing or spending, they're creating regulations and commissions like the Board of Barbering and Cosmetology and the California Blueberry Commission. Many businesses would leave if it weren't for your sunny climate.

Yet our newly minted whack job of a Leftenant Govnur has the fix:

"We're nothing but a mirror of our consistent thoughts. You tend to manifest what you focus on. If you look around for what's wrong, you'll find it. But as all we know up here in San Francisco, when you focus on what's right, you see it all around you. . . . There is absolutely nothing wrong with California that can't be fixed by what's right with California. . . . If you're from another state, you'd love to have the problems of California."

Sure, I bet they would. we are in the BEST of hands.

Friday, November 05, 2010


Hmmmmmm .......

So Prop 23 to stop the GlowBall Warming Clean Energy law in California failed. So sad.

However, Prop 26 requiring a 2/3 vote on all taxes and FEES passed. Guess what the costs to be levied with the Clean Energy law are?.....FEES!

Check Mate? ;-)


Let the lawsuits begin......

Freight Dawgs....

Flying Beech 18's outta PTK. You might be a freight dog if…

• Your airplane was getting old when you were born.

• You have not done a daylight landing in the past six months.

• ATC advises you of smoother air at a different altitude, and you don’t give a shit.

• Taxiing up to an FBO they roll out the red carpet, but quickly take it back when they recognize you.

• You call the hotel van to pick you up and they don’t understand where you are on the airport.

• Center asks you to "keep the chickens down" so they can hear you talk.

• Your airplane has more than 75,000 cycles.

• Your company call sign is "Oil Can".

• The lady at the FBO locks up the popcorn machine because you plan on "making a meal of it".

• Your airplane has more than eight faded logos on it.

• You wear the same shirt for a week, and no one complains.

• Center mispronounces your call sign more than three times in one flight.

• Your Director of Operations mysteriously changes your max take off weight during the holiday season.

• Every FBO makes you park out of sight of their building.

• You have ever walked barefoot through the FBO, .....................................because you just woke up.

• You mark every ramp with engine oil.

• Everything you own is in your flight bag and suitcase.

• All the other pilots wait for you to "test the squall line" first.

• All the other airlines hold to see if you get in.

• You request the visual approach with 300’ overcast and ½ SM vis.

• You make no attempt to deviate around weather.





Rumbear & Merlin


I told ya I would post this earlier in the week. The Rumbear delivers.

Fast was Fun. What a great yacht.

It's Aloha Friday...
...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

College applications, install trailer hitch on the new Pickem Up, Red Wings at 6:00 PM, Fast Pitch Softball and Chargers vs Whomever (Ed Note: Ugh). Y'all have a great one!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


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Like a Laser Beam...

Michigan Part Tre

Huge. Historic. Monumental. AWESOME! Proof that stupidity can be curtailed!! (Unless your in California.) Here's a tip...just watch Christie in NJ and follow his lead.

The election marked not just a power shift but a major facelift at the Capitol in Lansing. The governor, attorney general, secretary of state, and more than three quarters of the Senate and half the House are non-incumbents in the biggest one-day turnover since voters approved term limits in 1992.

The GOP also regained control of the Supreme Court, returning incumbent Justice Bob Young and electing Wayne Circuit Judge Mary Beth Kelly, another Republican nominee, in the two contested seats.

The results could have long-term impacts as Republicans will control the reshaping of state and federal election districts based on the 2010 Census. The new maps will be in place for a decade.

Bingo BANGO! ...as the Mick would say.






Piper Cub

32 days for a Hudson River Adventure. Hat tip to Lex for this one. Awesome photos!

Trip Statistics:

Number of days on the adventure: 32 days

Number of statute miles flown: 6,906 miles (the GPS kept track)

Number of legs: 75 legs

Longest leg: 1 hour, 58 min.

Shortest leg: I'm pretty sure it’s my left leg

Flight time: 104 hours, 14 minutes (the GPS kept track)

Gallons of fuel: 445.49 gallons

Engine mechanical problems: NONE

Airframe mechanical problems: NONE

Total number of photos taken: 5,599

Lost Her House!

Well why not...the voters have lost their houses, why shouldn't Peelosi?

Ed Note: I coulda named this Witch Loses Broom. I am more tickled that this political whore is losing her, er, MY, private jet. Try Southwest Airlines.......

Joe Miller

How can I help?

Have JD, Will Travel.



UPDATE: How to steal an election. Here we go. "Write-In Votes for Joe Miller Won't Count in Ak."
Drives em Nuts!!

(Libtards, that is!)






Wednesday, November 03, 2010


Rush is/was Right!

Rush Hudson Limbaugh...umm, umm, um


Jeffrey Lord over at the American Spectator spanks one outta the park in reviewing the whole "I hope he fails" comment.

"I hope he fails."

With those famous four words, uttered January 16, 2009 -- only days before Barack Obama was to be inaugurated -- Rush Limbaugh drew a line in the sand.

And as a result, this morning it is Rush Limbaugh who is the undisputed winner of the 2010 election. The White House is repudiated. The Pelosi-run House of Representatives, supported by the Democrats' Congressional Campaign Committee, also deliberately targeted Limbaugh. Speaker Pelosi is, abruptly, now history. The Senate is richer by a still-undetermined number of conservatives as this goes to Internet press.

You might even call last night's landslide results a "Rushslide."


Yes, you might.......

ROAD TRIP!!

Elections are over, got yur tail waxed in that dust up, American's repudiated your agenda, took the wind outta yur sails, sent ya up the creek without a paddle so what's a down on his luck president to do???

ROAD TRIP to India!!

Yes indeed, $200 million a day courtesy of the hoi polloi.........

Insight...

from Jimmy Kimmel

* I think I saw a tear rolling down Nancy Pelosi’s ear.

* So, the Democrats lost the House. Everyone else in America lost theirs. Why shouldn’t the Democrats lose theirs, too?




Alaska...

They Will Steal This One...


Ya had the world on a platter. An opportunity to move ahead. Instead you looked to Kallyfornia as a model.

There are two types of people in the world. Dupers and dupees. Today the voters of Alaska are in the latter, not the former. Ya been duped by a bunch of outsiders from the Lower 48.

Read more: Here

This is not an election on November 2. This is a restraining order.


Power has been trapped, abused and exploited by Democrats. Go to the ballot box and put an end to this abusive relationship. And let’s not hear any nonsense about letting the Democrats off if they promise to get counseling.

How did I miss this gem by PJ O'Rourke? My bad. Go, read the whole thing.

They Hate Us









Kallyfornia...

Jeebus on a pogo stick. Jerry Brown? Barbara Boxer? WTH?? We need to have a "Walk to Cure Idiocy" in this state. The entire country turns heavily to the right and out in California....California? Hello? California?.... Buehler?

Sheesh.....stupid runs deep out here.

Michigan! Part Deaux...

Way. To. Go.

The state has turned with Republicans taking charge. The Blogprof has the details,

The GOP now controls the executive branch, the legislative branch and the Supreme Court. Redistricting is now completely in GOP hands, something unthinkable a few short months ago.

Of course, you did re-elect those two political whores Dingell and Conyers......but we will talk about that after the party.

Way to go Michigan!!!





We Won!

11/02/10...out of the wilderness. A mere two years ago we were told conservatism is dead. The age of Reagan is dead. Yesterday, the voters said otherwise. We are back.

president Zero and his policies lost BIG last night. As Imam Obama was often heard to say in 2008...WE WON!


Karma, sometimes she is a bitch Barry.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010


Michigan

This gives me hope. Johnny Bouy, our northwest roving Editor of the mitten state chimes in with a semi annual submission. Clearly, at least some of the good folks of Michigan seem to have their heads on right. To the rest of ya in the lower thumb that continue to vote for Democrats......the parties over......sober up and get productive. Let the adults clean up the mess. A new day is coming. (Wish I could say the same about our sorry broke state)

Cheer up libtards, even Kwame will be up for parole in a decade or two....

Monday, November 01, 2010


Hey!

Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

The average ghost is mean spirited.

We're not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we're going in circles.

His brief Hollywood career came to an end, when he was arrested for armed robbery. He proved to be a shooting star.